Get Thee To A Re-Hab Clinic!
Off with Ann Coulter's head!

Mean ol' Ann Coulter. She did nothing more than say what the rest of us think. And for that, she's now in the process for being the poster girl for the resurrection of Stalinist Russia.

She's in deep kimchee for saying "I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot.'"

Now how in the world could anyone even get the impression that John Edwards is attracted to other men? Gee, I can't figure that one out at all!





But just to keep everything on the up and up in the PC world, I hear that Dire Straights might even change the lyrics to one of their songs...

See the little faggot gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, transgendered, queer or other sexual minority individual with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, transgendered, queer or other sexual minority individual got his own jet airplane
That little faggot gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, transgendered, queer or other sexual minority individual he's a millionaire

But Sting still gets to sing back-up. But he has to change the lyrics to;
I want my
I want my
I want my Hill-a-ry

I want my
I want my
I want my Hill-a-ry

Where Do You Hide A Fag On The Run?
Oops... "fag" isn't the right word. One of the "fruits of Vatican II" is what I was looking for

Helmet tip to The Unseen Blogger

From AzFamily.com in Phoenex, Arizona; (Emphasis mine) Fugitive sex offender, former priest arrested in California

PHOENIX - The following is a press release from the Department of Justice U.S. Marshals:

Late yesterday morning Deputy U.S. Marshals and Task Force Officers from the Phoenix based Child Predator Apprehension Team in addition to the Northern California Fugitive Task Force arrested fugitive sex offender and former Catholic Priest Wilputte Alanson Sherwood, 63, as he was leaving the Most Holy Redeemer Catholic Church in San Francisco, California.

Wilputte Sherwood was originally convicted in 1993 of Sexual Conduct with a Minor, Attempted Sexual Exploitation of a Minor, and Dangerous Crimes against Children in Maricopa County. It was alleged that Sherwood kept extensive logs and video tapes of many of his sexual encounters with numerous underage boys. Sherwood subsequently served 10 years in an Arizona prison and was released in 2003. It has been reported Sherwood targeted over 3600 individuals for sexual interludes spanning 12 years and five different parishes.

It is estimated Sherwood had over 1800 sexual affairs resulting from Sherwood roaming the streets of Phoenix targeting hitchhikers and runaways.Did anyone else catch the name of the den of iniquity... oops... I mean "parish" he was nailed coming out of? That's right, Most Holy Redeemer. And for those of you who frequent The Lair, you know that I've posted about them before...

Faggot is as faggot does.

Jesus Christ, His Church, And His Successor Be Damned
And Archbishop Lefevbre was "excommunicated" for what, again?

Is this the Springtime of the Church that I've been hearing so much about?

Here's the entire article from The Daily Mail (London, UK); (Emphasis mine) Be careful not to offend gay worshippers, Catholic priests warned

Roman Catholic priests have been banned from using 'heterosexist' language in their churches in case they offend gay worshippers. They have been told by their bishops not to assume that every churchgoer is a heterosexual and to reflect this 'in language and conversation'. 'Remember that homophobic jokes and asides can be cruel and hurtful - a careless word can mean another experience of rejection and pain,' say the bishops in a leaflet advising priests and worshippers how to be more welcoming to gay people.

Activists say any moves by the Catholic Church to be more tolerant of homosexuality are undermined by Pope Benedict XVI's opposition to gay marriage. Priests are also encouraged to put up posters advertising 'support services' for homosexuals, a move bound to infuriate many Catholics who believe gay sexual activity to be sinful. The advice was welcomed by gay rights campaigner Peter Tatchell as a 'positive initiative which will bring great comfort to gay Catholics and their families'.

He said: 'Its sympathetic, understanding message is a big improvement on the past homophobia of some Catholic pronouncements on homosexuality.'

However, he said the 'laudable change of tone' was undermined by the 'homophobic content of the Catholic Catechism' and by Pope Benedict XVI's opposition to gay marriage. The advice was criticised by Lynette Burrows, a Catholic commentator, as 'pitiful'. She said it was ridiculous that Church leaders appeared to be 'grovelling' to a secular agenda.

'It is things like this that are enfeebling the Church at the moment - the concentration on things that don't matter and missing the things that do,' she said. 'What is pitiful as well as demeaning is that the Church is running after homosexual opinion but nothing is going to make homosexuals like the Catholic Church.

'This is because the Catholic Church teaches that homosexuality is a disorder and whatever the bishops say will not change that.'Well, Lynette, when you have a bunch of faggots and faggot enablers running the Church in England and Wales... what do you expect?

Are The Cavemen "Homophobic"?
It's been said!!

To the right is a photo taken of one of the "Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence", a homosexual group that loves to dress up as over-the-top garish versions of Catholic nuns. A true insult aimed directly at God's Church if ever there was one.

Anyhow, if either of the Cavemen were to ever have the bad manners to say a word against these individuals and the disgusting lifestyle that they advocate, you can bet that we'd be labeled "homophobes" quicker than the AIDS virus can mutate.

Keeping in mind that the context that "homophobe" is used, it's used towards those who stand-up against those who strive to mainstream homosexuality as if it's something normal and should be accepted. The "active" homosexuals, if you will.

As I've said many a time on this blog, those who are stricken with homosexuality who also strive to live celibatly, because they realize that active homosexuality is just plain sinful, should be congratulated and given our full support.

However, those who attempt to portray the Sin of Sodom as "normal" and "correct" are vile and deviant human beings. Don't you dare make a vain attempt to categorize us as "afraid" of active homosexuals (phobic).

If anything... we're Homotaedet. One's who are disgusted by active homosexuality.

By the way, as the picture to the right wonderfully illustrates, why do these people scream so loud to make their private lives public? Hell, I thought they just wanted to be left alone. Guess I was wrong.

After all, I'm not the one with "Faggot" tattooed across my back.

Seeing That The USCCB's Propagandists Forgot To Mention It...
I WILL!

Here's some from The Daily Barf; (Comments mine)
Gas, food prices hurting agencies' ability to deliver social services (I guess that 2 BILLION dollars paid out because most bishops protected kiddie-rapists could come in kinda handy right now, huh?)
By Mark Pattison
Catholic News Service

WASHINGTON (CNS) -- In the Diocese of Springfield, Mass., the Catholic Charities affiliate could get 100 gallons of home heating oil and pay a reconnection fee for $150 during the winter of 2006-07, according to executive director Vickie Riddle. This past winter, without the reconnection fee going up, the price jumped to $352. (I guess that 2 BILLION dollars paid out because most bishops protected kiddie-rapists could come in kinda handy right now, huh?)

"People think that food banks get everything donated," Riddle told CNS. "That's absolutely not true. ... As we all know from the news, it's costing the truckers who take this food across the nation $1,000 to fill up their tanks instead of the $400-$500 it used to cost them." People are getting less at food banks, she said, because Catholic Charities faces increasing demand in other areas. (I guess that 2 BILLION dollars paid out because most bishops protected kiddie-rapists could come in kinda handy right now, huh?)

One area is an increase in federal fees charged to process immigration documents. "When it costs $400 per application to bring a child from another country, it's going to impact your rent," Riddle said. (I guess that 2 BILLION dollars paid out because most bishops protected kiddie-rapists could come in kinda handy right now, huh?)

"It's an interconnected disaster for those people who are living on the margins of poverty, or have a working-poor income," she added. (I guess that 2 BILLION dollars paid out because most bishops protected kiddie-rapists could come in kinda handy right now, huh?)

Catholic Charities of Tennessee, which covers the 38 counties of the Diocese of Nashville, runs the Loaves and Fishes thrice-weekly soup kitchen. Last year, it served 140 meals a day on average. This year, the average is 170, according to program administrator Wendy Overlock. On April 28, the number was 238. (I guess that 2 BILLION dollars paid out because most bishops protected kiddie-rapists could come in kinda handy right now, huh?)

The client load at Loaves and Fishes mirrors the spike in Springfield, where Riddle said the client load was 525 in 2005-06, ballooned to 1,590 in 2006-07, with 1,670 already served in 2007-08. "At the end of our year (June 30) we will have served over 2,000 families," Riddle said. (I guess that 2 BILLION dollars paid out because most bishops protected kiddie-rapists could come in kinda handy right now, huh?)

Catholic Charities of Tennessee is now expected to pay fuel taxes on all deliveries. Loaves and Fishes has stopped including milk with its meals as one cutback measure, Overlock said. (I guess that 2 BILLION dollars paid out because most bishops protected kiddie-rapists could come in kinda handy right now, huh?)

"If we're buying the same amount of food it's not lasting as long," she said, adding that the agency cuts corners whenever it can, but still complies with health codes and regulations and serves a nutritious meal. "This is like running a business," she said. "You can only go so far." (I guess that 2 BILLION dollars paid out because most bishops protected kiddie-rapists could come in kinda handy right now, huh?)In other words, I refuse to allow the USCCB piss and moan about how things are sooooo financial tough right now, and as we all know, it's the faulr of evil oil companies and equally evil Republicans.

But let's not hold ourselves up to the blinding light of day when it comes to the hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars heaped upon victims, because most... that's right, I said MOST of the memebers of the USCCB decided to either activly protect, or purposfully keep their mouths shut, when a extremely small minority of faggot "priests" were raping little boys.

...Now This
Our Lady of Akita's message gets louder all the time

I don't know what's more amazing... the fact that the Cardinal of Vienna just defended his decision to allow a Marxist atheist "artist" to display blasphemous homo-erotic paintings depicting of Christ and His Apostles as participants in a queer orgy... or this from The Catholic News Service; (Emphasis mine)

San Francisco archbishop to honor major Planned Parenthood donor

San Francisco, Apr. 10, 2008 (CWNews.com) - At a Catholic Charities event scheduled for April 11, San Francisco's Archbishop George Niederauer will honor a California financier who has backed Planned Parenthood, opposed parental notification on abortion, and supported embryonic stem-cell research, the California Catholic Daily reports.

At an annual banquet, Archbishop Niederauer will present the "Loaves and Fishes" awards to several honorees, including George Marcus, a real-estate investment mogul who will be recognized for "outstanding philanthropic works" that, according to the dinner citation, "epitomize the spirit of the faith traditions of charity and generosity."

In a critical report on the award, the California Catholic Daily notes that Marcus has been a major financial backer of leftists causes, including opposition to the "Proposition 73" campaign, backed by the Catholic bishops of California, which would have required notification to the parents of underage girls before they obtained an abortion. Marcus also backed a referendum to provide taxpayer funding for embryonic stem-cell research, and he has been a significant donor to Planned Parenthood.Faggot art in cathedral museums; Archbishops who fawn all over financiers of baby-butchers; hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars paid out to rape victims who attackers were protected by bishops.

And plenty of Catholics just shrug their shoulders as if nothing is even wrong. To say that the smoke of satan has entered the sanctuary would be an understatement. In more than a few diocese, satan is running the show.

Next Time A Homo-Friendly "Priest" Tells You How Normal Homosexuality Is...
And yes, there are PLENTY of perverts polluting our Holy Priesthood

WARNING! Harsh language alert

I'm so damn sick of hearing about the "pedophile" scandal. Bullshit. it was a faggot scandal. And don't kid yourself. There are more than a few active sodomites wearing Roman Collars. Here's just a bit of the article from LifeSiteNews.com;
Sex Abuse in Catholic Church was Homosexual Problem, not Pedophilia: Vatican

GENEVA, September 29, 2009 (LifeSiteNews.com) - The sexual abuse crisis in the Catholic Church in the US and abroad was a matter of homosexuals preying on adolescent boys, not one of pedophilia, said the Vatican's representative at the UN in Geneva, Switzerland. It is "more correct," said Archbishop Silvano Tomasi, to speak of ephebophilia, a homosexual attraction to adolescent males, than pedophilia, in relation to the scandals.

"Of all priests involved in the abuses, 80 to 90 per cent belong to this sexual orientation minority which is sexually engaged with adolescent boys between the ages of 11 and 17," said Tomasi. His statement is backed up by a report commissioned by the US bishops that found that in the overwhelming majority of cases the clergy involved were homosexuals, with 81 percent of victims being adolescent males.

And yes, I'm going to point out the obvious. A real easy way to spot these clerical cork-suckers is to find out just how much of an association they had with the active homo-population prior to their ordination (or still do since).

Another easy spot is to listen to just how many times they call for "social justice" for all regardless of sexual orientation, in their sermons.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again -- anyone who thinks some guy sloshing his erect penis around in another man's feces filled colon is normal, obviously doesn't understand the meaning of normal.

Let The Indoctrination Begin!
Fairies, start your engines

Of course, a harsh language alert.

Here's some of the article from WND.com; (Emphasis mine)

'Gay' activist to oversee public classroom 'safety'
Homosexual group founder handed federal Education Department post

The founder of the homosexual activist group GLSEN, which promotes homosexual clubs in high schools, middle schools and grade schools and is the driving force behind the annual "Day of Silence" celebration of homosexuality in many districts, has been handed a federal appointment where he will be responsible for overseeing "safety" in the nation's public schools.

Linda Harvey of Mission America, which educates people on anti-Christian trends in the nation, said it is nothing more than a "tragedy" for an open homosexual who has "had an enormously detrimental impact on the climate in our schools" to be in such a position.

The appointment of Kevin Jennings was posted – with little fanfare – on a government list of federal jobs recently. He was named by U.S. Education Secretary Arne Duncan to be the Assistant Deputy Secretary in the Office of Safe Schools.

He previous worked to raise money for the presidential campaign for President Obama.

"In his own writings and books listed on the GLSEN [Gay, Lesbian, Straight Education Network] Website, I've reported, Kevin Jennings has given tacit nods of approval to sex between young teens and adults," Harvey told WND. "In addition to that, the writings and books, many of which I've read and are incredibly graphic, seem to normalize early teen same-sex sexual behaviors."Oh hell, I'm sure this guy's happier than a faggot in a barrel of dicks.

Didn't I Warn Bishop Cordileone?
You knew it was only a matter of time

Don't you love it when things fall into place? Not all that long ago I was somewhat chastised for using the word "faggot". I've also warned the new bishop of the Diocese of Oakland, California, His Excellency Bishop Salvatore Cordileone would be back-stabbed by his own people.

Try not to vomit in your mouth (even a little) as you read this article from The California Catholic Daily; (Emphasis mine)
Queering the Rosary
“Relational Mysteries” Prayed at Berkeley’s Newman Center

When Oakland’s Bishop Salvatore Cordileone visited Berkeley’s Jesuit School of Theology at the Graduate Theological Union on September 22, he was greeted by approximately 20 protestors. The protestors were seminarians and faculty from the theological union’s schools. The bishop was there to commemorate the merging of the Jesuit school with Santa Clara University. The protesters were there to oppose Bishop Cordileone for his defense of natural marriage.

According to the QueerToday.com website, protestors included Rev. Dr. Rebecca Parker, president of the Starr King (Unitarian Universalist) School of Ministry; Rev. Roland Stringfellow, the organizer of the GTU’s Center for Lesbian and Gay Studies; Rev. Sanna Reinholtzen, a Lutheran minister; and graduate student Eugene McMullan, apparently a Catholic.

According to the Bay Area Reporter, Mr. McMullan is the founder of Catholics for Marriage Equality. There is more than one organization with that name; presumably they mean the one in the bay area. On August 13, the BAR published an article called “Pray for Equality Outside St. Mary‘s.“ The article began: “The recently formed Catholics for Marriage Equality will be holding a prayer vigil outside St. Mary's Cathedral in San Francisco Saturday, August 15, which is the feast of the Assumption. Organizer Eugene McMullan noted that on the Assumption, the Catholic Church celebrates Mary being bodily raised into heaven. Catholics for Marriage Equality will be praying the rosary while contemplating the Relational Mysteries.”

Many Catholics, even devout ones, may be excused for never having heard of the “Relational Mysteries.” That’s because they exist nowhere except on the agenda of homosexual activists. According to the June 2009 issue of “Impact“, the international newsletter of the Metropolitan Community Church, under the heading “Queering the Rosary,” the “relational mysteries” were devised by Mr. McMullan.

A crystal-clear description of purpose of the “Relational Mysteries” was given in the online calendar of the New Spirit/MCC Church in Berkeley. The entry was for an event held on Sunday, May 31, 2009, and reads: “GTU doctoral student Eugene McMullan and Reverend Jim Mitulski will lead a two part class on "Praying the Queer Rosary," based on stories from the bible which depict Queer Families or Relationships. The class will include a brief history of the rosary, introduction to Catholic devotions, sharing of stories, and praying together.”

The MCC is an overtly homosexual activist church; that was its founding purpose, so it is not surprising to see such an event held there. Unfortunately, the homosexual activists have managed to introduce the “relational mysteries” into at least one Catholic parish as well. The September 13 web bulletin of Berkeley’s Newman Hall - Holy Spirit Parish announces: “Praying the Rosary in solidarity with LGBT Catholics. Join us Sept. 17, 7:30-9:00 p.m. in the lounge as we explore the Relational Mysteries: Fidelity—Ruth's pledge to Naomi (Ruth 1:16-18); Grief—The parting of David and Jonathan (I Sam 20:35-42); Intercession—Esther intercedes for her people (Est 4:9-5:2); Restoration—the raising of Lazarus (John 11:38-44); and Discipleship—the two encounter Christ on the road to Emmaus (Luke 24:13-35). The group will be co-facilitated by Mike Campos and Eugene McMullan, Ph.D. students at the Graduate Theological Union.”

One may ask just how these biblical events fit in to the homoactivist agenda. The process is defined as “eisegesis” (the interpretation of a text by reading into it one's own ideas) as opposed to “exegesis,” and it seems to be an ecumenical practice among religious homosexual activists. For example, the relationship between Ruth and Naomi will be interpreted as a lesbian one. The relationship between Saul, David, and Jonathon was interpreted by Episcopal Reverend John Kirkley, one of the nominees to be the next Episcopal suffragan bishop of Los Angeles, as a “Biblical Love Triangle.” The raising of Lazarus was the subject of a homily at San Francisco’s Most Holy Redeemer by Fr. Donal Godfrey, the executive director of University Ministry at USF. He titled his homily “The Call to Come Out.”
If God doesn't do something soon to diocese such as this, He'll owe Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.

The Theology Of Steve Martin
Excuuuuuuuse ME!

Warning! Harsh language alert. Wonk, wonk, wonk.

I'm sure by now, we've all heard the latest crock of shit ladled out.

First, those pesky Jesuits at Fordham University didn't even have the decency to give a heads-up to Archbishop Dolan that they were inviting and honoring renown pro-baby killer, New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg.

Then, Rembie 'Hush, Hush Sweet Paulie' Weakland has the balls to expect us to buy-off on his weak-assed claim that he didn't know that raping little boys was a criminal act.

In light that not one damn thing will happen to those rambunctious scamps over at Anathema on the Hudson University or to the Milwaukee Fudge Faggot, it's become obvious to me that the "Theology of Steve Martin" has been embraced by our alleged leadership. "Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: 'I forgot!' How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say 'I forgot'? Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, 'I forgot armed robbery was illegal.'" ~ Steve Martin. 1978

If That's How You Want To Be Referred To As...
So be it

I recently posted an article stating the obvious. Specifically, that the vast majority of those who croak from HIV are homosexuals. Not exactly a big shocker.

Unfortunately, but predictably, there was an individual who took exception to me using the word "faggot". The individual in question was rational and even tempered, but I do believe somewhat miffed that I used that particular noun.

Anyhow, there are many in the homosexual community who so desire to be referred to as queers (Queer Nation), dykes (Dykes on Bikes) and faggots (see above photo), etc. No problemo. Queers, dykes and faggots it is. Much like how many in the Black community so desire to be referred to as "Niggers" (or "Niggas" as the case may be), or those in the White community who so desire to be referred to as "White Trash" (or "Cracker" as the case may be). Yet again, no problemo. Niggers, Niggas, White Trash and Crackers it is.

That's unfortunant, isn't it?

But back to the individual that took exception to my choice of words... unfortunately, but yet again, predictably, I was asked "If Jesus would call someone that" or words to that effect. That reminded me of a post I did many moons ago;

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originally posted May 29, 2006.
Would Jesus Have Insulted Anyone?
One thing's for sure, Jesus didn't pull any punches

St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse and I have had a bit of a running combox discussion. Now Jimbob and I don't always agree on everything, but JB's a straight shooter... and I respect that.

Anyhow, he and I were discussing (in a roundabout way) if Jesus would have ever insulted anyone. Like Jimbob correctly pointed out, Christ never referred to the adulterous woman as a 'whore'.

But that got me to thinking about some of the things Jesus said...

Lk 11: 39-40 - Jesus refers to the Pharisees as 'fools'. Going to the Latin Vulgate Bible, the word "fools" is "stulti", and stulti can translate into either fools or morons, depending upon the context in which it was said. Either way, fool or moron is pretty darn insulting.

Mt 26: 24 - "The Son of man indeed goeth, as it is written of him: but woe to that man by whom the Son of man shall be betrayed: it were better for him, if that man had not been born". OK, Jesus could have simply said to judas "betraying Me isn't exactly a good thing", but Jesus went as far as to say that it would have been better if judas wasn't even born! Imagine if someone said that to you. I'd take that as an insult... wouldn't you?

In both of the Gospels of Saints Matthew and Mark, Jesus refers to St. Peter as "satan". Christ could have easily said to St. Peter to knock it off... but instead, He referred to St. Peter as the epitome of evil. Pretty darn harsh if you ask me. Insulting, even?

In The Gospels of Saints Matthew, Mark and Luke, we have Jesus saying "And whosoever will not receive you, when ye go out of that city, shake off even the dust of your feet, for a testimony against them". Keep in context the Jewish (and Middle Eastern) outlook when referring to someone being on the same level as your feet. And if placing the unbeliever at the same level as your feet wasn't harsh enough, Jesus goes one step further with the exhortation to 'shake the DUST of where they live off your feet'. I think that qualifies as a first class slam.

Mt 7; 6 - "...neither cast ye your pearls before swine". Again, remember what the Jewish attitude was (and still is) towards pigs. Describing someone who willingly disregards the Truth about Jesus as a pig? Now THAT was an insult to the Nth degree. No doubt, to get someone's attention most rikki-tik, Jesus wouldn't hesitate to give a good, solid verbal punch in the nose every now and then.

"Bishop" John Edwards?
Why not, he sounds like the rest of 'em
WARNING! This post contains highly vulgar and crude language. Seriously, if you find such language offensive, please don't read this post.

Quite a bit of flak flying around concerning the "faggot" phrase that Ann Coulter used (and I heartily seconded) against po' widdle Johnny Edwards. I feel so bad for the guy. He looked sooooo sad when he was discussing Coulter's "homophobic slur".

But wait a second --- where was little Johnny when two of his staff members blogged;

Q. What if Mary had taken Plan B after the Lord filled her with his hot, white, sticky Holy Spirit?
A: You'd have to justify your misogyny with another ancient mythology.

And later addressed the Christian community by saying, "What don't you lousy motherf***ers understand about keeping your noses out of our britches, our beds, and our families?"

If memory serves, Edwards refused to fire or even officially condemn what his staffers wrote. One of the two voluntarily quit, but where was the indignation over this overtly anti-Christian hate speech? Hmmmm... but widdle Johnny looked the other way. Hey, there's a future for John Edwards with the USCCB.

And speaking of phonies that occasionally invoke the Name of Jesus, Bishop Edwards recently stated; "I think that Jesus would be disappointed in our ignoring the plight of those around us who are suffering and our focus on our own selfish short-term needs. I think he would be appalled, actually."

Golly, I wonder what Jesus thinks of Bishop Edwards new $6 million, 28,000 square-foot mansion in North Carolina. I know what Bishop Edwards would say --- "My Father has many mansions... and I own one of them."

I Think I Know What'll Happen
I saw this back in the early 80's. I'll bet you did too

An interesting ComBox exchange the other day. It went a bit like this;
Amy said...
By the way, the EU is poised to pass a bill that makes criticism of Islam and homosexuality illegal. Which pretty much puts the lid on Christians over there.

Adeodatus49 said...
By the way, the EU is poised to pass a bill that makes criticism of Islam and homosexuality illegal. Which pretty much puts the lid on Christians over there.

There are Christians left in Europe? :-) :-(

Baron Korf said...
What if homosexuals and muslims begin criticizing each other?Baron Korf, when that happens, Michael Ironside steps in.

WARNING! Not for the squeamish.

This is what I believe to be a Q&A session with the Labour Party High Commissioner for Kissing Moslem and Faggot Ass. And yes, the scenario was just asked "what exactly DOES happen when the towelheads and the Back Door Conquistadors begin to criticize each other, Your Pompositiness?"