Monday, March 05, 2007

Get Thee To A Re-Hab Clinic!
Off with Ann Coulter's head!

Mean ol' Ann Coulter. She did nothing more than say what the rest of us think. And for that, she's now in the process for being the poster girl for the resurrection of Stalinist Russia.

She's in deep kimchee for saying "I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot.'"

Now how in the world could anyone even get the impression that John Edwards is attracted to other men? Gee, I can't figure that one out at all!





But just to keep everything on the up and up in the PC world, I hear that Dire Straights might even change the lyrics to one of their songs...

See the little faggot gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, transgendered, queer or other sexual minority individual with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, transgendered, queer or other sexual minority individual got his own jet airplane
That little faggot gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, transgendered, queer or other sexual minority individual he's a millionaire

But Sting still gets to sing back-up. But he has to change the lyrics to;
I want my
I want my
I want my Hill-a-ry


I want my
I want my
I want my Hill-a-ry

9 Comments:

Blogger paramedicgirl said...

Vir you are sooo bad!!! That's what keeps us coming back here, though! Does your priest read your blog? If not, he should.

12:26 PM  
Blogger Angry Orthodox said...

That's really a song Cavey??

_Vir Speluncae Orthodoxae

FYI I thought "Orthodox Caveman" didn't have a ring to it, but it does in Latin. Mine's a tad rusty so I don't know if the spelling is correct.

5:08 PM  
Blogger Thom said...

As much as I enjoy reading "The Lair" sometimes, today's the day I stop.

Peace to you.

5:41 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Thom,

Bye

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Butch said...

I love Ann Coulter. She gives new meaning to the term White Trash!

9:43 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

Butch,
Sounds as if you're intimate with the world of White Trash. Are you still in the trailer park?

5:42 AM  
Blogger prevat2 said...

Cavey,
LMAO here in Asia! The fact that Ann now has the whole sodomite community up in arms is cause for celebration...."It's raining men, Alleluia!"

As to Thom: Hey, grow a set. It was a joke!

9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Grief..the Libs want it all one way!!!!! Lets burn Ann at the stake..get the green wood (I think shes hot enough anyway). Did anyone catch what Bill Mahr said about the VP dying????? And nobody says a word?

9:48 AM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

I don't care what anybody says. I'd pick Ann Coulter for my soroity sister anyday.

12:55 PM  

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