Friday, January 06, 2012

The Cave Is Closed

Well, cavedudes and cavechicks... I've been at this blog for more than a few years, and now's the time to bring it to an end.

I using all by creative juices punching up articles for the internet newspaper So it goes without saying that I'll still be writing, just on a different medium.

If you would, you can catch my articles at Timothy Whiteman - Wilmington Political Buzz. If you would, please subscribe. The more readership, the better.

In the meantime, just remember - being a Caveman Catholic is a frame of mind. Stay solid, stay orthodox, stay true.

May God bless you all,
Timothy "Kevin" Whiteman

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Democrat Congressman defends bestiality authorization for Armed Forces
"[Not] really relevant to one's conduct as a military officer or an enlisted person"

Despite many claiming the recent National Defense Authorization Act repeal of the ban on bestiality by Service member was a hoax, certain members of Congress have addressed the recent vote to repeal the ban on sodomy and bestiality.

A member of the House Armed Services Committee, Rep. Rob Andrews (D-N.J.), stated in a recent interview with Cybercast News Service ( that "he does not think whether someone engages in these behaviors is 'relevant to one's conduct as a military officer or an enlisted person.'"


Saturday, December 17, 2011

Aussie terror plot to slaughter hundreds foiled
[Kill] 500 personnel, or as many people as possible..."

Australia's Sydney Morning Herald is reporting that three convicted terrorists have been sentenced to 18 years each in their plot to kill as many Australian Army personnel, to include family members, as possible.

The trio, Wissam Mahmoud Fattal, Saney Edow Aweys and Nayef El Sayed, stood before Justice Betty King of the Australian state of Victoria's Supreme Court as they has their sentences read aloud.


Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Iraq: US Military out - 22.5K US "Contractors" in
Congressman - An Obama Shell Game?

Amid the fanfare of Barack Obama's much touted military withdraw of the remaining members of the US Armed Forces from Iraq, is the dark cloud of a new flood of Americans into the Middle Eastern nation.

CNN is reporting that Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) has raised concerns that as Americans answerable to the Secretary of Defense leave Iraq, thousands of other Americans answerable to the Secretary of State will fill the vacuum;


Monday, December 12, 2011

Ugandans. In. Spaaaaaaaace!
BTW... Is There a Manx on the Moon?

There've been three Star Voyagers who were born on the African continent.

One citizen of an African nation has made it into space. Fourteen Americans of African descent have already slipped the surly bonds of Earth.

But no African nation has ever successfully achieved their own manned space program.

Possibly until now.


Sunday, December 11, 2011

Muslim sheikh bans women from touching phallic shaped fruits, veggies
Is that a banana in your fatwa, or are you...

On the heels of the highest religious council in Saudi Arabia ruling that women driving automobiles would lead to "a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce," an unnamed Muslim cleric in Europe has banned Muslim women from touching fruits and vegetables that he believes resemble a human male's penis.


Saturday, December 10, 2011

Dutch-designed twin towers in Korea eerily resemble 9/11 attack
"nor did we see the resemblance..."

More than a few people have noticed that the Netherlands based architectural firm MVRDV is planning a twin towers skyscraper in Seoul that bears a striking image to the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center of September 11, 2001.


Sunday, December 04, 2011

Senate legalizes bestiality in the Armed Forces

The Associated Press (via the Boston Globe) is reporting that the Democratic-controlled US Senate has passed the $662 billion 2012 NDAA (National Defense Authorization Act).

The NDAA covers everything from jet strike fighters to housing for military families.

It also de-criminalizes both sodomy and bestiality.


Friday, December 02, 2011

The forward thinking President of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan

The Seattle Post-Intelligencer is reporting that Afghan president Hamid Karzai is pardoning a 19-year-old woman who was sentenced to 12 years in prison for being raped by a family member.

The unnamed woman was found guilty under Islamic sharia law of having sexual relations outside of the bonds of marriage.

In the original trial, the judge offered to free the victim if she agreed to marry her relative/rapist, but she refused.


Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Israel moves missiles -- Explosion rocks Iranian city
Unusual happenings in Middle East...

Ever since GOP presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich publicly stated that stopping Iran's capacity to develop nuclear weapons include "taking out their scientists, including breaking up their systems, all of it covertly, all of it deniable", many Americans are seeing events in the Middle East in a different light.

Aaron Klein of is reporting that there have been 'unusual' movements of Israeli Jericho offensive medium-long range missiles around Jerusalem and in the West Bank.