The Theology Of Steve Martin
Excuuuuuuuse ME!

Warning! Harsh language alert. Wonk, wonk, wonk.

I'm sure by now, we've all heard the latest crock of shit ladled out.

First, those pesky Jesuits at Fordham University didn't even have the decency to give a heads-up to Archbishop Dolan that they were inviting and honoring renown pro-baby killer, New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg.

Then, Rembie 'Hush, Hush Sweet Paulie' Weakland has the balls to expect us to buy-off on his weak-assed claim that he didn't know that raping little boys was a criminal act.

In light that not one damn thing will happen to those rambunctious scamps over at Anathema on the Hudson University or to the Milwaukee Fudge Faggot, it's become obvious to me that the "Theology of Steve Martin" has been embraced by our alleged leadership. "Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: 'I forgot!' How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say 'I forgot'? Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, 'I forgot armed robbery was illegal.'" ~ Steve Martin. 1978