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No Ballroom Dancing or Synchronized Swimming HERE

America’s Summer Redneck Games were a roaring success in East Dublin, Georgia. Events included the mudpit belly flop, bobbing for pigs’ feet, the big hair contest, horseshoe with lavatory seats and the armpit serenade.

A fixture at the annual event is L-Bow, above, a local “asphalt technician” who does not have any teeth. In his dirty bib-overalls, unsavoury T-shirt and ragged old shoes, L-Bow is the mascot for the Games and has been made the official torch-bearer. With a propane torch adorned with aluminium from a 6-pack of beer, L-Bow leads the athletes into the arena (a field) and then lights the “Ceremonial BBQ Grill”.