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Saturday, July 08, 2006

Teen's Name Changed After Years Of Mockery
I guess Tran Van Phap Lap Trap Tap was too much to ask for

HANOI, Vietnam - After nearly two decades of ridicule, a Vietnamese father has agreed to change his son's name from "Fined Six Thousand and Five Hundred."

The unfortunate moniker, translated from Vietnamese, represents the 6,500 dong, the local currency, that Mai Xuan Can was forced to pay for ignoring Vietnam's two-child policy.

In a fit of anger, Can in 1987 named his newborn son Mai Phat Sau Nghin Ruoi (Fined Six Thousand and Five Hundred), said Dai Cuong village chief Nguyen Huy Thuong.

Also pending legal name change are the following:

Ophelia Balls
Ollie Tabooger
Jaques Strapp
Colitis Buttreeks
Homer Secsall
Chlamydia Lovejoy
Long Duk Dong


Who doesn't love The Donger?

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 7:04 AM

1 Comments:

Blogger Geoffrey Gilbert said...

I wonder if Ophelia Balls is a cunning linguist...?

2:00 PM  

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