Costa Rica Or You Local Nervous Disorder Parish?
You make the call
Can you spot all the differences between The Traditional Latin Mass and your mainstream Novus Ordo hootenanny?
http://www.gloria.tv/?media=52347
Here's the differences I've spotted, from start to end;
1. Laity raising their hands as if they are 'co-consecrating'. Either that, or they've just become moslems.
2. Mantillaless Concubine-in-Residence of some local politician shakes hands with Christ instead of kneeling in reverence.
3. Said MC-i-R is stumping for her sugar daddy with the presider-in-chief of local Novus Ordo Worshipitorium. "Can we count on your vote on election day?"
4. MC-i-R physically takes Host away from presider-in-chief. Archpresider Nomáscajones embarrassingly walks away after being punked out.
5. Kneeling during Holy Communion? Not if you don't actually believe in that antiquated belief in the Real Presence.
6. MC-i-R mistakes her novio's pocket for a bowl of salsa.
7. Archpresider Nomáscajones accuses MC-i-R of "being inappropriate and disrespectful of the Eucharist", when in reality, him allowing this travesty to become the norm in the first place, is inappropriate and disrespectful of the Eucharist. Can anyone spot any more?
You make the call
Can you spot all the differences between The Traditional Latin Mass and your mainstream Novus Ordo hootenanny?
Here's the differences I've spotted, from start to end;
2. Mantillaless Concubine-in-Residence of some local politician shakes hands with Christ instead of kneeling in reverence.
3. Said MC-i-R is stumping for her sugar daddy with the presider-in-chief of local Novus Ordo Worshipitorium. "Can we count on your vote on election day?"
4. MC-i-R physically takes Host away from presider-in-chief. Archpresider Nomáscajones embarrassingly walks away after being punked out.
5. Kneeling during Holy Communion? Not if you don't actually believe in that antiquated belief in the Real Presence.
6. MC-i-R mistakes her novio's pocket for a bowl of salsa.
7. Archpresider Nomáscajones accuses MC-i-R of "being inappropriate and disrespectful of the Eucharist", when in reality, him allowing this travesty to become the norm in the first place, is inappropriate and disrespectful of the Eucharist.
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
8:02 PM
9 Comments:
What the hell?! Were they having a chat as he gave her communion?!
It was a 12 second chat. She was talking with Jesus, and remembered the song, "Just a closer walk with Thee" (a little Baptist history here).
I couldn't get the thing to work.
VSO,
I've added another link. Hope that helps!!
What is also OUTLANDISH..is the fact that the people watching this "girlfriend" DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT!!!!! they act like they didn't see what just happened! UNBELIEVABLE!!!!
WHEN IS THE HOLY FATHER GOING TO MANDATE THAT COMMUNION MUST BE GIVEN ON THE TONGUE?? HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS DO WE HAVE TO WITNESS TO, MOST OF ALL, HOW CAN WE ALLOW JESUS TO BE TREATED THIS WAY?? FIRED UP!!!!! FIRED UP!!!!
mailvh, I was struck by the same thing. Everyone is so charismatically "pious" with their hands raised in prayer. But, when it is so obvious that this woman is objectively mishandling the Eucharist -[If she were carrying a cracker at a cocktail party, I bet she'd be more worried about crumbs falling!]- they just sit back and stare into space.
It's hard to believe these are really Catholics.
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Meanwhile, what's wrong with the archbishop? He should have been prudent. I mean, after the lenghthy conversation and her not even proferring her hands respectfully, he should have given her a blessing and told her to sit down.
The practice of communion in the hand (with all its inherently potential abuses) is become so endemic to the Novus Ordo. Do bishops really care?
When I used to volunteer at a juvenile hall on sunday mornings, we were instructed to watch carefully that the kids did not do something similar with the Hosts.
Is that chick really the first lady, or the first girl, or the first chippie?
Last night at the mission, we had
:The pastor ask us to extend our hands towards the visiting Mission Priests to bless them!
:"Just a closer walk with thee" sung by the Church Organist. I might be wrong but I thought that was a Protestant hymn.
Oh Lord!
WOW!!! What a dumb capital B word!
This is the ignorance we have to face daily, or on the occasion that these types of Catholics come to mass! If we erradicate the Novus Ordo, then we can erradicate the problem: Satan! St. Michael defend us! Thanks Cavey for your steadfastness in this Our cause!
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