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Thursday, February 18, 2010

By The Fruits, You Shall Know Them
And the sound and fury accompanying them

Cardinal George of Chicago recently made some noise concerning the heretical New Ways Ministry. Specifically, here's a bit of what he stated; (Emphasis mine)

“No one should be misled by the claim that New Ways Ministry provides an authentic interpretation of Catholic teaching and an authentic Catholic pastoral practice. Their claim to be Catholic only confuses the faithful regarding the authentic teaching and ministry of the Church with respect to persons with a homosexual inclination. Accordingly, I wish to make it clear that, like other groups that claim to be Catholic but deny central aspects of Church teaching, New Ways Ministry has no approval or recognition from the Catholic Church and that they cannot speak on behalf of the Catholic faithful in the United States.”Well isn't that special?

New Ways Ministry has countered with their listing of "gay friendly parishes nation-wide". Dozens and dozens of parishes that the Lavender Mafia staked out for their own.

The USCCB knows it, and predictably, not a damn thing will happen because of it. Think certain pastors will be replaced? For some reason, the words "snowball's chance" and "hell" come to mind. And notice that six cathedrals and five official shrines are also on the below listing. Shameful.

Oh, and another reason as to why the above proclamation by Cdl. George is essentially hot wind? Scroll down to the Sodomite-Parish listing and see just how many are within the city limits of Chicago. Never mind the other Illinois cities that fall into Cdl. George's jurisdiction.

Here's what I predict will happen now that H.E. has thrown down the gauntlet:

Nothing. He'll skulk back to the shadows and write another check to CCC and the other pro-homosexual/pro-abortion groups the USCCB is saddled up with. Bet on it.

In the meantime, here the (in)famous listing of butt-sniffers that have infiltrated The Church.


Alabama
Montgomery: St. Bede

Arizona
Mesa: Christ the King
Scottsdale: Franciscan Renewal Center
Tuscon: St. Cyril of Alexandria, SS. Peter and Paul, St. Pius X, Our Mother of Sorrows, St. Odilia

California
Berkeley: Holy Spirit Parish
Burney: St Francis of Assisi
Carlesbad: St. Patrick
Claremont: Our Lady of the Assumption
El Cajon: St. Luke
Escondido: St. Timothy
Fremont: St. Joseph - Mission San Jose
Hawthorne: St. Joseph (Spanish)
Hayward: All Saints
LaPuente: St. Martha
Lemon Grove: St. John of the Cross
Long Beach: St. Matthew
Los Angeles: Blessed Sacrament, Christ the King, Mother of Good Counsel, St. Camillus Center-LA USC Medical Center (Spanish), St. Paul the Apostle
North Hollywood: Blessed Sacrament, St. Jane Frances deChantal, St. Patrick
Oakland: Our Lady of Lourdes
Oceanside: St. Thomas More
Orange: Holy Family Cathedral, Koinoia
Pleasanton: Catholic Community of Pleasanton
Sacramento: St. Francis of Assisi
San Carlos: St. Charles
San Diego: Ascension, Christ the King, San Rafael, St. Jude Shrine
San Francisco: Most Holy Redeemer, Old St. Mary's Cathedral, St. Agnes, St. Dominic
San Jose: St. Julie Billiart, St. Martin of Tours (Emmaus Community)
San Luis Obispo: Old Mission of San Luis Obispo
San Rafael: Church of San Rafael & Mission San Rafael Archangel
Santa Clara: GALA
Santa Cruz: Holy Cross
Santa Monica: St. Monica
Spring Valley: Santa Sophia
Walnut Creek: St. John Vianney
West Hollywood: St. Ambrose, St. Victor
Whittier: St. Mary of the Assumption

Colorado
Arvada: Spirit of Christ
Avon: St. Edward
Colorado Springs: Our Lady of Guadalupe, Sacred Heart
Denver: St. Dominic, Christ the King, Mount Carmel
Fort Collins: Blessed John XXIII
Genessee: St. Frances Cabrini Shrine
Highlands Ranch: Pax Christi
Littleton: Light of the World

Connecticut
Hartford: St. Patrick-St. Anthony

District of Columbia
Holy Trinity, St. Aloysius, St. Matthew Cathedral

Florida
Ft. Lauderdale: St. Anthony, St. Maurice
Melbourne: Ascension Parish
Naples: St. John the Evangelist
St. Petersburg: Holy Cross
Winter Haven: St. Matthew

Georgia
Atlanta: Shrine of the Immaculate Conception

Illinois
Berwyn: St. Mary of the Celle
Chicago: Immaculate Conception, St. Clement, St. Gertrude, St. Gregory, St. Peter, St. Sylvester, St. Teresa of Avila, St. Thomas the Apostle
Clarendon Hills: Notre Dame
Country Club Hills: St. Emeric
Evanston: St. Nicholas
Morton Grove: St. Martha
Oak Park: Ascension, St. Catherine of Sienna-St. Lucy Schaumburg: St. Marcelline

Indiana
Evansville: St. Mary
Indianapolis: St. Thomas Aquinas

Iowa
Iowa City: St. Thomas More

Kentucky
Louisville: Epiphany, Cathedral of the Assumption, St. William

Maine
Portland: Sacred Heart-St. Dominic
Saco: Most Holy Trinity

Maryland
Baltimore: Corpus Christi, St. Francis of Assisi, St. Matthew, St. Philip and James, St. Vincent dePaul
Columbia: St. John the Evangelist
Gaithersburg: St. Rose of Lima
Hagerstown: St. Ann
Severn: St. Bernadette

Massachusetts
Boston: Paulist Center, St. Anthony's Shrine, St. Cecilia
Newton: St. Ignatius
Springfield: Sacred Heart
Worcester: Holy Cross College Community

Montana
Billings: Holy Rosary

Nebraska
Omaha: Holy Family, Sacred Heart

Nevada
Las Vegas: Christ the King, Guardian Angel Cathedral

New Hampshire
Merrimack: St. John Neumann
Pelham: St. Patrick

New Jersey
Clifton: St. Brendan
Lawrenceville: St. Ann
Long Beach Island: St. Francis of Assisi
Trenton Falls: St. Anselm

New Mexico
Albuquerque: Holy Family, Shrine of St. Bernadette
Espanola: Sacred Heart of Jesus

New York
Baldwinsville: St. Augustine
Bellmore: St. Barnabas the Apostle
Brooklyn: St. Andrew the Apostle, St. Boniface
Deer Park: Ss. Cyril and Methodius
East Islip: St. Mary
Elmira: St. Mary
Fairport: Church of the Assumption
Henrietta: Good Shepherd
Manhattan: Holy Name of Jesus, St. Francis Xavier, St. Paul the Apostle
Melville: St. Elizabeth
Rochester: Blessed Sacrament, St. John the Evangelist (Humboldt St.), St. Mary, St. Monica
Syracuse: St. Andrew the Apostle, St. Lucy
Utica: St. Francis DeSales
Wantaugh: St. Frances de Chantal
Westbury: St. Brigid

North Carolina
Charlotte: St. Peter
Durham: Immaculate Conception
Fayetteville: St. Patrick
Raleigh: St. Francis of Assisi

Ohio
Akron: St. Bernard
Cincinnati: St. George-St. Monica
Cleveland: Ascension of Our Lord, St. Malachi, St. Martha
Mentor: St. John Vianney
University Heights: Church of the Gesu
Westlake: St. Ladislas
Wooster: St. Mary of the Immaculate Conception

Oregon
Central Point: Shepherd of the Valley
Portland: Journey and Koinonia Catholic Community, St. Andrew, St. Phillip Neri, St. Vincent dePaul

Pennsylvania
Philadelphia: Old St. Joseph, Old St. Mary, St. John the Evangelist, St. Vincent DePaul
York: St. Joseph

Rhode Island
Providence: St. Francis Chapel
Wickford: St. Bernard

Tennessee
Memphis: Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception

Texas
Colleyville: Good Shepherd
Dallas: Holy Trinity
Plano: St. Elizabeth Ann Seton

Virginia
Arlington: Our Lady Queen of Peace
Richmond: Cathedral of the Sacred Heart,
Sacred Heart Parish
Roanoke: St. Gerard
Virginia Beach: St. Nicholas

Washington
Pullman: Sacred Heart
Seattle: St. Benedict
Tacoma: St. Leo

Wisconsin
Madison: Our Lady Queen of Peace, St. Benedict Center Sunday Assembly
Menomonee Falls: Good Shepherd
Milwaukee: Good Shepherd, Prince of Peace, Trinity-Guadalupe

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 7:38 AM

18 Comments:

Blogger Mike the Geek said...

Interesting. By quick count:
Most populous state: 32 parishes
2nd most populous state: 3 parishes

Wonder what's different between Kalifornicatia and Texas?

Why don't these people just join the Episcopal Church? Not only do they get to dress up in lace while ignoring any doctrine, but the pay is a lot better.

10:39 AM  
Blogger Charlotte said...

I'm THRILLED that the church I grew up in and received crappy false catechism at is on the list. Not surprised - it's also the same church where married ex-priests are also welcomed with open arms.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Charlotte said...

Oh yeah, when we visited Atlanta a few years back, we went to that shrine for mass. CONFIRMATION POSITIVE. It was almost like a gay-only mass.

10:42 AM  
Blogger Rebecca Frech said...

None in Oklahoma, thanks be to God.

12:03 PM  
Blogger JLS said...

Whew, none in this area of a million Catholics !!!

12:22 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

delurking....
when i first moved to Dallas (from New Orleans - thank goodness they havent infultrated louisiana)I tried many churches in hopes to find one that reflected my tradional and formal Catholic upbring and beliefs. Among these Churches, I tried the mass at Holy Trinity. I knew instantly that this was not a good church when they used electric guitars and rainsticks during the opening hymn. as suspected it got a lot worse...During the homily the priest actually preached on how homosexuals should be allowed to marry and have "relations" and that those "relations" are "good". No joke!
I got up and walked out of the church during the homily. It was disgusting and I cried with grief in my car.
Thankfully I found a wonderful TRADITIONAL Church (with Latin Masses) in Dallas and couldnt be happier.

12:51 PM  
Blogger VSO said...

They missed Joan of Arc in Minneapolis.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Old Bob said...

On their list there are three listed in Minneapolis -- St Stephen, St Frances Cabrini, and --to my eternal disgust -- St Joan of Arc, who has been one of my very most favorite saints since I was seventeen. There are also a couple others that I'm not sure about. Abp. Nienstedt is more orthodox than Abp. Flynn was, Deo gratias.

2:37 PM  
Blogger Daniel Bennett Page said...

Why are two archdiocese of Baltimore priests—Fr. Paul K. Thomas and Fr. Joseph Muth—and a Baltimore-resident religious brother—Frank O’Donnell, SM—allowed to serve openly as board members of New Ways Ministry, an organization which openly dissents from Catholic moral teachings and seeks to convince Catholics to reject and violate these teachings? Father Thomas is, in fact, the chair of the board, and Father Muth is a current archdiocesan pastor! Just last Friday, February 5, Cardinal George publically warned that “No one should be misled by the claim that New Ways Ministry provides an authentic interpretation of Catholic teaching and an authentic Catholic pastoral practice.” It is extremely dangerous for Baltimore priests to be directly involved with this dissenting organization. What will be done to remedy this scandalous situation?

4:33 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Add Sts Cyril & Methodius in Lakewood, Ohio ..Very Gay friendly.

7:41 PM  
Blogger Dirtdartwife said...

Now I know why I refuse to send my kids to the school associated with the Church you have listed in my state. Oh my...

10:10 PM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

Our Lady, Queen of Peace in Virginia where I attended the worst Mass of my life.

10:18 PM  
Blogger Old Bob said...

Here in Minneapolis, St Lawrence has a 7:30 and a 9:00 Mass on Sunday night; I go to the 9:00 when I just can't get anywhere else, but I consider it a penance. I'm trying not to be pharisaical, but it just jars me.

11:58 AM  
Blogger Sybok said...

ha! no Michigan parishes, while our southern foreign nemesis Ohio has several - just goes to show the moral superiority of Michiganders!

12:15 PM  
Blogger StarbucksMom... said...

I was expecting this to be a much larger list! Pleasantly surprised, although, we need to take back our Churches!

12:36 PM  
Blogger Katharine B. said...

Crap.. I feel so scandalized.

I came into the Church last year in one of the parshes listed for Arizona, and members of my extended family attend another on the list. Another listed is one I thought was was fairly traditional for NO.

I feel like I don't know my faith. Must I travel long distances to find the truth? I already live 30 minutes from the nearest parish.

WTF is going on in Tucson.

10:19 PM  
Blogger TCN said...

The listing for St. Benedict Center in WI is probably true--the good Bishop here removed the tabernacle physically from their "church" when the elderly ladies in comfortable shoes there decided they didn't like him or his "patriarchal" ways. They aren't Catholic, and no priest serves there, at all.

It's a shame--it was a lovely monastery at some point in the past.

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please don't laugh. Our family was recently going to attend our very first mass this coming Sunday, with consideration given to converting to Catholicism. The primary reason? I was tired of the homosexual agenda destroying Protestant churches and I assumed the Catholic Church was safe.

I guess I won't be attending, particularly because the church we were going to visit is on the list.

I am going to sit on my couch at home and worship God, it seems the safest place to do so...

9:31 PM  

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