Friday, June 12, 2009

Just When You Thought You've Seen The Last Of Cyndi Lauper
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From the 'You Gotta Be Shittin' Me' file.

The gushing never ends. Try to hold back the gag reflex as you read this vomit-inducing article from The Daily Mail; (In regards for your physical well-being, I've only posted a portion of this article.) First Lady of flamboyance: Michelle Obama's confident off-duty chic on London city break

Her taste for restrained elegance has earned her the title of First Lady of Fashion.
(I reinterate - you gotta be shittin' me.)

But Michelle Obama clearly felt something rather more outlandish was in order for a sightseeing trip in London yesterday. ('Outlandish' is what Dame E. John is. This broad is better described as something my eight-year-old neice drew.)

On a visit to Westminster Abbey she wore a trendy colourful tunic embellished with ribbons and fabric flowers. (...and remnants from the Dollar Store.)
Teaming the look with a patterned belt the U.S. First Lady made the most of her narrow waist, while smartly referencing eclectic catwalk looks by British designer Christopher Kane. ('Narrow waist'? This gal's got more ass than a mule farm.)


Blogger Al said...

Jackie O has got to be turning over in her grave!

1:00 AM  
Blogger Coffee Catholic said...

The First Lady could wear a trash back and the MSM would croon about her "magnificent sense of fashion."

Michelle Obama needs to focus herself on works of charity and prayer, not fashion!

1:49 AM  
Blogger Former Altar Boy said...

Yeah, the first First Lady that has (and travels with) a fulltime make-up artist on the White House staff!

7:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When my little girl dresses like this, I say "Oh, how cute. She's playing dress-up." When an adult dresses like this, I say "Give it up. You aren't 16 anymore."

9:02 AM  
Blogger Hail3N1 said...

What a Joke!! I can't even look at either Barack Hussein Muhammad or his wife and believe they are president and "first" lady. Come on now... This isn't REAL...This can't be reality. This country is at the end...all in God's time.

11:16 AM  
Blogger Joe of St. Thérèse said...

The non-First lady that's all i have to say.

2:19 PM  
Blogger Anita Moore said...

On the plus least in this picture, she doesn't look like she's getting ready to kill somebody!

2:38 PM  
Blogger Helen said...

This is "fashion"? Looks like a barbecue apron

9:33 AM  
Blogger chestertonian said...

What we really need is to sic David Letterman on her. And her daughters.

10:35 AM  
Blogger Coffee Catholic said...

"Jackie O has got to be turning over in her grave!"

Ha ha!! Too true!

"Looks like a barbecue apron"

HA HA HAAAA! Oh, that was funny!!

3:35 PM  
Blogger Coffee Catholic said...

OMG!! It DOES look like a barbecue apron!! HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!

3:37 PM  
Blogger TCN said...

Honey, quit shopping at Wal-Mart in the teens department. It isn't even cute on the teens.

Listen to your handlers for once, please? You really shouldn't leave the house in a housecoat.

10:52 PM  

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