Barry Plays War
Amateur night at the White House



Remember last year when I pointed out that one of The Zero's aide's said “Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security”?

And let's not forget that he's stated that his uncle was part of the American brigade that helped to liberate Auschwitz.

Ummm... it was the Russian Army that liberated Auschwitz, not the Americans. At that moment in time, the Yanks were slugging it out in the Battle of the Bulge, literally hundreds and hundreds of miles from Auschwitz.

Anyhow, I can't remember where, but I recall reading not all that long ago, two theories concerning General Spanky and our Armed Forces. 1. Communist China is essentially doing squat to get their comrades in North Korea to snap outta their cheap shit. Hey Barry, want to get your Peking Masters attention real quick? Whisper in their ear that we'll give nukes to both Japan and Nationalist China. That should make their ears perk up. But don't count on The Zero standing up to the Reds.

2. If and when the Israelis launch an airstrike against Iran, don't be surprised if it's the United States Armed Forces in the Persian Gulf and Iraq that's ordered to shoot them down. Let's not forget who it was that The South-Side Stooge just bowed to and kissed the hand of.By the way, when Dingle Barry visits Egypt, he'll address moslems worldwide from the Al Azhar mosque – one of the most important mosques in the moslem world. And guess what --- only moslems are allowed to speak from this mosque. Interesting, huh?

Well, America... You wanted Junior to have his finger on the button and play General? This is what you get.