Friday, May 29, 2009

Ten Reasons Why I Voted Democrat
Helmet tip to Rhonda over at West Texas Catholic

1. I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

5. I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

7. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

8. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

10. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

3 Comments:

Blogger itzik janowitz said...

Very well put. Thats the reason I voted Democrat also. Obama has our backs ,so I guess we can stop working , and paying taxes, he will create another CZAR to give money to people that are tired of working, and need a rest.

4:59 PM  
Blogger Bill said...

I voted democrat (socialist) because ACORN was standing over my shoulder as I voted!

2:45 AM  
Blogger David Nandell said...

Best list ever! I just posted a link to this post on my Facebook page.

8:03 AM  

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