Friday, June 29, 2007

The War On Terror Is Just A Bumper Sticker
Looks like John Edwards was right all along

The following is a release from the BreckGirl'08 Campaign Headquarters -

LONDON — Police thwarted a car bomb bumper sticker attack Friday in London's bustling nightclub and theater district, defusing a crude explosive device bumper sticker making machine made of gasoline bumper stickers, propane gas bumper stickers, and nails even more bumper stickers after an ambulance crew spotted smoke coming from a green Mercedes outside a nightclub. Hours later, police confirmed that a second car bomb bumper sticker was found in the center of the city.

The bomb bumper sticker in the city's theater district was powerful enough to have caused "significant injury or loss of life" possibly killing hundreds, many, many ugly American-inspired pro-war bumper stickers placed on proper British cars, stated British anti-terror ugly American bumper stickers police chief Peter Clarke. A British government official stated that Scotland Yard investigators believed that the bomb bumper sticker near Piccadilly Circus was to be triggered applied to the car remotely by cell phone.

A police officer risked his life by removing the remote trigger bumper sticker from the vehicle before the device bumper sticker could be set off read by anyone and that had been towed from the city center around the same time the other explosive bumper sticker was being defused peeled off. Sky News reported that the device bumper sticker found in this vehicle — a blue Mercedes — was similar to the one found in the theater district.

Britain's new home secretary, Jacqui Smith called an emergency meeting of top officials, calling the attempted attack "international terrorism" "another example of American paranoia and war-mongering."

2 Comments:

Blogger Lynne said...

Whew! From the RSS feed, I thought that was a serious title...

Yup, nothing to see here, move along...

6:03 PM  
Blogger Former Altar Boy said...

Hilarious!

8:39 PM  

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