NOOOOOOW I Know Why!Dude-ism, # 2,384
When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man's heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he goes weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?
Because she smells like a new truck
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
5:55 PM
11 Comments:
how appropriate to have that picture posted right next to Our Lady.
This coming from the foul-mouthed little brat who posted "well, our Blessed Mother didn't wear pants". i hate to break it to you, but Christ didn't wear pants either. skirts are not the f*****g path to salvation. And yes, I censored a certain word there.
I may have posted a picture of a pretty girl, (I'm sure the Holy Mother has a sense of humor), but at least I don't use the words "Christ" and "f**k" in the same breath.
Toddle off, brat. You abd your false indignation bores me.
at fatima, Our Lady warned us about the evils of skanky clothes. however, she has never once mentioned the word fuck sending anyone to hell.
also, as i am having my fourth child, i am hardly a kid or a little brat.
Heh...And I thought it was because she feels like a new gun case.
Sadly, it's probably true... but that was still pretty funny, AO!
"as long as the person does it without lust"
Nope, no lust at all from this viewer... lead us not into temptation Vir Speluncae Catholicus!
It is a funny joke though, lighten up, dudes.
Exactly guys.... it's a JOKE! Only someone with a dirty mind would think otherwise. Erin, are you listening?
You know, like I said before, I'm sure The Holy Mother has a wonderful sense of humor.
who needs a husband when you can have a bunch of baby daddies handing over half their paycheck every week?
who needs a husband when you can have a bunch of baby daddies handing over half their paycheck every week?
Isn't that the definition of prostitution?
well I am a chick & I thought the pic was funny. I also own a truck... and I thought the joke was damn hilarious.
I love my truck.
I always knew you were cool, CC!
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