It's Not New, It's Not Improved...
It's time to exorcise "spirit" of Vatican II!
WARNING! Harsh Language Alert (I'm in a foul mood)

Are you sick and tired of gender confused Poncho Ladies (AKA: Sisters of the Immaculate Birkenstock/Chicks with Pyx/Sister Mary Polyester & Friends) playing dress-up and pretending to be priests? Then it's time to show these broads writ from wrong!

Have you had it up to here with outright heretics and other assorted and sundry DRE's in stretch pants polluting the minds of our Catholic youth? Then it's high time you used your best John Houseman voice and say "We treat heretics the old fashioned way. We buuurrrn them."

Fed up with Backdoor Conquistadors in Roman Collars? Then it's time to wash the gay away!

Screw the entire notion of Vatican III. I now officially call for a Second Council of Trent. If His Holiness is interested, I have a stack of Writs of Excommunication already filled out and ready for his signature. Oh, and to more than a few, I've stapled extradition orders as well.