Monday, September 18, 2006

The Catholic Cavemen 1st Annual Bumper Sticker And Crusade Contest
Vote early and often

Fill in the blank:
___ was right.

a. Charles "The Hammer" Martel
b. Pope Urban II
c. Don Juan of Austria
d. King Jan Sobieski
e. All of the above

Any answer given counts as you are ready to defend Christendom.

Past winners ~
Jesus Loves You, But I'm His Favorite
Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Jefferson Davis
Shoot First, Don't Ask Questions Later


Blogger Angry Orthodox said...

I feel bad for all the Maronites, Eastern Orthodox and Non-Chalcedonians who have to sit there and take this s**t. They have first person stories that are really eye-opening.

But to finish off the jihadists we have to get certain folks to stop fighting over stupid S**t (like what kind of bread to use, and it seems that the Greeks hate the Pope Gregory/Tridentine Mass more than the modernist neo-cath prots do). But I'm afraid the muslims will take alot of territory before Christians put their differences aside, and historically that hasn't been a strong suit. The Byzantines rather saw the infidels in control of the Holy Land instead of other/fellow Christians, the schism wasn't very wide yet.

6:12 PM  
Blogger Paul, just this guy, you know? said...

I want a bumper that says "Mellec Ric" is coming for YOU!

"Mellec Ric" was the arab name for Richard the Lionhearted. Arab parents threatened their children with "Mellec Ric" if they weren't good for hundreds of years after the crusades ended.

9:30 PM  
Blogger Fidei Defensor said...

Hey Caveman,

How about "Manuel Paleogos II was Right" I mean after all quoting him is what got the Muslims so pissed!

12:46 AM  
Blogger Fidei Defensor said...

sorry, that's spelled Palaiologos my mistake

12:52 AM  
Blogger Paulinus said...

How about "Oriana Fallaci (pbuh)was right"

8:41 AM  
Blogger rhonda lugari said...

That's a good one, fidei. I would buy such a bumper sticker. Although, I would probably die shortly afterward since I live near Dearborn (MI).

9:55 AM  
Blogger Mike the Geek said...

I'm actually working on one that says:

5:19 PM  
Blogger Jovan-Marya Weismiller, T.O.Carm. said...

Take back Hagia Sophia!!

1:23 AM  

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