Friday, September 22, 2006

Gumby Alert!!
The direct spiritual descendant of Judas Iscariot is at it again

WARNING! Harsh Language Alert

Remember the phrase "the blame America first" that was coined quite a few years back? Well, as only Tommy Gumbleton can do, he's now twisted it into "blame Catholicism first".

Initially, The Gumbinator reels us in with an honestly quite touching story of someone battling, and eventually losing, to cancer. But ever the master manipulator, Comrade Tommy manages to twist what the Holy Father said concerning islam and the sword into somehow.... JUST SOMEHOW... we're suppose to shut our eyes and remain mute about the very terrorist foundations that islam is based upon due to an extreme small percentage of anomalies centuries old.

Here's what the Ecumenical Pimp said;

Remember the part when Jesus is talking to the people who are correcting other people. He challenged them, "Look, you can see the speck in somebody else's eye, but you can't see the beam in your own eye!" If you look at others but don't look at yourself. Pope Benedict in speaking about Islam -- yes, at times, there has been those who have used it in a violent way, who spread their message through war, through killing. But you don't have to look very far into the history of the Christian religion to discover that we've done the same thing many, many times.

No "we" haven't, you freakin' idiot. There were many in history who used Christianity as their rationale for conquest... and overwhelmingly, they were refuted by The Church. And when Holy Mother The Church did go to war, it was to protect Christendom. I guess Gumby forgot about the past 1,400 years of moslem attacks on both the Holy Land and Europe proper. But silly me. How could I forget so quickly? After all, when all else fails, blame Catholicism first.

But there's no arguing with Gumbleton and his band of moslem ass-kissers. Who authorized the consecration of this self-loathing jerk-off anyway?

Hey Tommy, I hear Calypso Louis Farrakhan is stepping aside. Go ahead, step forward and take his place.

What do you say we cut through the bullshit and you just come out and say it... you hate everything European... you hate the institutional Catholic Church... you hate everything that enabled you to be a Catholic bishop in the first place.


Blogger Paulinus said...

You'll be pleased to hear that the word 'gumby' is a vernacuar term of abuse in Scots: it means idiot, halfwit or imbecile

9:40 AM  
Blogger St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse said...

The Mote/Beam argument should instantly backfire on the user:

Gumbleton just doesn't get it.

8:08 AM  

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