Thursday, July 27, 2006

Never Let It Be Said That I'm A Sexist Pig
I can be fair and objective

Senator Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Bust To Be Unveiled at the Museum of Sex.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- New York, NY- July, 26 2006—- A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run.

Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton “with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening.”...

OK, I'm honestly trying to be fair and objective...

*looking at bust*

*looking at bust*

*looking at bust*

*looking at bust*

*looking at bust*

ARRRRRRRRGH!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! I need something to scrub that horrible image from my brain!!

*whining* Make it stop! Make it stop!

Ahhhh..... Grace Kelly, now that's better!


Blogger St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse said...

Dag, that bust of Hillary looks like Don Knotts in drag! My eyes, oh my eyes..

10:07 AM  
Blogger Gaufridus said...

Isnt it bad enough that we have to endure the indignity of Secretary of State Congo Lisa, our "nation"'s top Affirmative Action beneficiary?

Dear Lord, please make it stop.

10:27 AM  
Blogger Former Altar Boy said...

Give me Conde River over Madeline Albright anyday.

8:13 PM  
Blogger Gaufridus said...

You're welcome to both.

9:02 PM  
Blogger St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse said...

Gaufridus, or is it Gauleiter? That comment was lamely racist. What irks you most, that she's black, she has a PhD., she speaks 5 languages, or that she's an ex-democrat? Keep showing the world that Christian love, boys, before they all end up muslims.

7:03 AM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

You know what's really scary? Hillary is going to be president in 2008. That fills me with horror.

Thank you Jimbob.

10:54 AM  
Blogger Petrus Radii said...

Yeah, Princess Grace was really beautiful, but I think Audrey Hepburn was more so! Unfortunately, I was born rather too late (sigh).

Hey, Jimbob! What irks ME about Conned Us Leeza Rice is that she, like Bush, Cheney, Wolfowitz, and most of the Department of State, is that she is part of the Council on Foreign Relations. That horde of New World Order socialists taking orders from the Illuminati is one of the forces destroying this once-great Nation and turning it into a hegemonistic, imperialistic tyranny.

And that's aside from the fact that women ought not to occupy such positions, but ought to act like God intended them to do!

7:21 PM  
Blogger Fidei Defensor said...

Thank you for the Grace Kelly pictures after that bust...

12:56 AM  

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