Monday, July 24, 2006

STOP THE PRESSES!!!
Breaking news....

Forget about Lebanon. Put Iraq off to the side. Afghanistan can wait.

This just in from Los Angeles;

18 year old Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza, Miss Puerto Rico, was just crowned Miss Universe 2006.

From what I understand, she completely screwed up the interview portion. Many considered her out of the running. From what I was told, here interview went something like this;

Host - Carlos Ponce: What is it you want more than anything?

Rivera Mendoza: Ju kno' wa' I wan' more dan anyting, man? Lemme tell ju wa I wan', man... Whirl piss.

*gasps from audience, stunned look from Ponce*

Ponce: P-Pardon me? You want what??!!

Rivera Mendoza: Why ju look at me like dat?! Ju so stoooooopid! Ju hear me right! Whirl piss. Eferbody luff each udder. Ju kno' wa' I mean... no more war an' chit like dat! WHIRL PISS!! ¡No puedo creer el que el pinche pendejo me pidió!

Golly gee, I wonder how Rivera Mendoza won.

Oh... yeah, that's right. This is why she won.

2 Comments:

Blogger Brian Michael Page said...

Maybe she meant "World peace" in her own little lingo? Ah doh no - ax her. LOL

BMP

7:15 AM  
Blogger tucsontrad said...

I'm going to say that when I was in High School, we never, and I mean never, had 18 year old girls look anything like this!

8:25 AM  

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