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Finally, a reality show that has some reality
The entire English speaking world has gone reality show crazy, especially America. The ones that especially drive me mad are the ones that have someone "trading places" with someone else.
First we had Trading Spaces where two families traded homes. Then we had Wife Swap where... well, you can figure it out. Now we have Black. White. where a Black family passes for White and vice versa.
Here's an idea... My Big Fat Obnoxious Jihaadist (our British Cousins across the pond can call it There's Something About Abdullah).
Here's the premise to the show; Reggie Van Hooten-Weinstein, a typical milquetoast liberal weenie, complete with Kerry - Gore - Mondale - Dukakis - McGovern For President bumper stickers on his 12 MPG Ford Expedition SUV who hails from San Francisco (or it could be New York, or Boston, or the San Francisco of The South... Chapel Hill, NC) and is a Gyno-Empowerment Facilitator in business with his take no shit from anyone bitch of a wife, Margaret Weinstein.
Reggie trades places with Abdullah Kamal from Damascus, Syria. Abdullah is a professional kous-kous monger and he moonlights as a voice coach, teaching fellow Arabs the fine art of shooting their tongues around their mouths while making that high pitched "loo-loo-loo!" crazy ass sound.
In the first (and only) episode, Reggie is immediately kidnapped as soon as his feet hit the ground in Syria. Five days later, the The Goat Pounders Martyrs Brigade releases a communique stating that they have the Zionist Israeli-American spy, Reggie Van Hooten-Weinstein in custody. Three weeks later, we see a rather grainy video of good ol' Reg on al-Jazeera getting his head carved off.
Meanwhile, Abdullah has the 16 year old daughter of Reg and Margie honor killed due to her not dating a muslim boy. Margie in the meantime has been chained-up in the basement and beaten once an hour, ever hour for looking Abdullah in the eye... and being Jewish. Abdullah is not brought up on charges due to the San Francisco (or it could be New York, or Boston, or the San Francisco of The South... Chapel Hill, NC) City Council declaring Abdullah a Prisoner of Conscience from the Imperialist American Government. He is eventually granted diplomatic immunity and allowed to go home to Syria.
The above pictures are NOT jokes. They're from the the Al-Jazeera weekly program 'The Shar'ia and Life'. This particular show was to teach moslem men the correct and proper way to beat their wives. The captions at the bottom of each picture are real.
Finally, a reality show that has some reality
The entire English speaking world has gone reality show crazy, especially America. The ones that especially drive me mad are the ones that have someone "trading places" with someone else.
First we had Trading Spaces where two families traded homes. Then we had Wife Swap where... well, you can figure it out. Now we have Black. White. where a Black family passes for White and vice versa.
Here's an idea... My Big Fat Obnoxious Jihaadist (our British Cousins across the pond can call it There's Something About Abdullah).
Here's the premise to the show; Reggie Van Hooten-Weinstein, a typical milquetoast liberal weenie, complete with Kerry - Gore - Mondale - Dukakis - McGovern For President bumper stickers on his 12 MPG Ford Expedition SUV who hails from San Francisco (or it could be New York, or Boston, or the San Francisco of The South... Chapel Hill, NC) and is a Gyno-Empowerment Facilitator in business with his take no shit from anyone bitch of a wife, Margaret Weinstein.
Reggie trades places with Abdullah Kamal from Damascus, Syria. Abdullah is a professional kous-kous monger and he moonlights as a voice coach, teaching fellow Arabs the fine art of shooting their tongues around their mouths while making that high pitched "loo-loo-loo!" crazy ass sound.
In the first (and only) episode, Reggie is immediately kidnapped as soon as his feet hit the ground in Syria. Five days later, the The Goat Pounders Martyrs Brigade releases a communique stating that they have the Zionist Israeli-American spy, Reggie Van Hooten-Weinstein in custody. Three weeks later, we see a rather grainy video of good ol' Reg on al-Jazeera getting his head carved off.
Meanwhile, Abdullah has the 16 year old daughter of Reg and Margie honor killed due to her not dating a muslim boy. Margie in the meantime has been chained-up in the basement and beaten once an hour, ever hour for looking Abdullah in the eye... and being Jewish. Abdullah is not brought up on charges due to the San Francisco (or it could be New York, or Boston, or the San Francisco of The South... Chapel Hill, NC) City Council declaring Abdullah a Prisoner of Conscience from the Imperialist American Government. He is eventually granted diplomatic immunity and allowed to go home to Syria.
The above pictures are NOT jokes. They're from the the Al-Jazeera weekly program 'The Shar'ia and Life'. This particular show was to teach moslem men the correct and proper way to beat their wives. The captions at the bottom of each picture are real.
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
6:43 PM
4 Comments:
And, just in case you have difficulty reading them, they say (from top to bottom):
"I once heard someone say that whenever he has a problem at home, he has a very long rod like this."
"What is the cure for these mental illnesses? Beatings! He must treat her harshly!"
"Well, let him beat her because the beatings, for her, are a cure."
Now, keep in mind that feminists in this country rant and wail about a "woman's right to privacy" and warn that something like the overturning of Roe v. Wade will turn women in to second-class citizens.
But I've never - ever - heard a pro-life person condone beating a woman as a way to "cure" her of anything.
Yet the feminists are silent on the plight of women in Muslim theocracies throughout the world.
Anyone else notice the glaring hypocrisy, selfishness, and stupidity of these supposed champions of women?
Amy,
You mean like the way all the feminists came to the defense of the woman (Terri Schiavo) whose husband wanted her state-sanctioned murder?
Exactly, former altar boy.
Feminism: the pick-and-choose philosophy.
Any woman that holds to traditional values is the antithesis of *everything* the feminists have worked for. Even though the earliest feminists are rolling over in their graves at the sight of what passes for "feminism" today.
If I had to choose, I'd trust myself to the care of men like you and my husband rather than a feminist who claims she has my "best interests" in mind.
Lets make feminism the bumper sticker for being educated into idiocy: or, the difference between being educated and indoctrineated.
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