Amateur Catholics
The Submission letter

Can we/should we be classified as a pro or an amateur? Hmmm.... Let's see what Hollywood has to say about this, shall we?

ARMY OF DARKNESS -
Ash sez: Good... Bad... *shrug* I'm the guy with the gun.
Caveman sez: Pro... amateur... *shrug* I'm the guy with a shitty attitude, a thesaurus and a 15 Decade Rosary.


SANDS OF IWO JIMA -
Sgt Stryker sez: Life is tough, it's even tougher if your stupid.
Caveman sez: Life is tough, it's even tougher if you were schooled by heretical Jesuits.


COOL HAND LUKE -
The Captain sez: What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Caveman sez: What we've got here is failure to communicate... in Latin


TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE -
El Jefe Bandito sez: Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!
Caveman sez: Code of Canon Law? We ain't got no Code of Canon Law! We don't need no Code of Canon Law! I don't have to show you any stinking Code of Canon Law!


Full Metal Jacket -
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, USMC sez: I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.
Caveman (Msgt USMC ret) sez: I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.