The Next Crusade Should Be Against...?
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Who should our next Crusade be against?


The Stinky French?
You, Al Bundy and the rest of the civilized world hate the French. If anyone deserves a crushing military defeat, it's the French. But then again, they're use to it.


Those wild and whacky Moslems?
Let's stick with the initial intent, shall we? A Holy Ass Kicking is exactly what's in order for the heathen muslims. Pope Urban II, where are you when we need you?


Those thilly thavages in
Than Franthisco?
You have had it with the "anything goes" mentality. You think society quickly becoming an open sewer... and you aren't going to take it anymore. Yep, Sodom By The Sea is in dire need of a quick dose of hellfire and brimstone. And you're just the guy to do it!


That damn drunk Redneck
next door?
You like Charlie Daniels as much as the next guy, but if that idiot next door doesn't get his act together, you're gonna kick off on his achey-breaky ass.

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