Monday, June 15, 2009

Are Women Really Born That Way?
Yes... they are

OK ladies, send me your videos of us men-folk not asking for directions, being unable to dress ourselves properly, can't find items right in front of our faces, etc, etc... I'll post 'em!


Blogger Simplex Vir said...

I am going to say prayers for the man that marries this one!

Cute as a button today but tomorrow I can just hear it:

1. Do you know how to eat without making any noise?
2. You nobody ever won an awards for burping!
3. You are doing that all wrong, my Father said you should.......(I can never remember what comes after "my Father said" so feel free to fill it in)
4. Will you PLEASE take a shower!
5. (Drum Roll Please) You are not going out dressed like that!

By the way the guy in the video needs to work on his "yes honey I am listening" look.

5:41 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Orthodoxae said...

I think when I'm done with my current entertainment job in a week I'll post rules guys wish girls knew.

Geesh that girl sounded like Charlie Brown's teacher.

SV you left out "Do I look fat?" I'M ASKED THAT EVERY DAY!

9:23 PM  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

Simplex, you've forgotten one ::very:: important one:

"can't you do that outside???!"

9:40 PM  
Blogger Adeodatus49 said...

Hmmmh . . . the bitch gene doesn't usually light off this young. In my daughter's case it lit off at 8 years of age, before the flowering of womanhood. I went went from Mr. Omniscient to dumb $hit extraordinaire almost overnight. It gave her good practice for that horrible 7th grade year. Based upon what I saw in her mid-school class, there is no meaner creature on the face of the planet than a 7th grade female. If we could harness them, we could conquer the world. Perhaps that's how Rome did it originally! LOL

I never did understand why the liberals complain about the pre-requisite of clerical celibacy. Perhaps they should watch this video! LOL IMHO celibacy is not a gift to the Church given my some man, but a gift given to that man by the Church. (I suppose this applies to female religious too.)

10:28 PM  
Blogger TCN said...

When my dentist told me I have a small mouth, I had to confess that she was the only person who EVER said that out loud before. ;)

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "bitch gene"? Glad my dad is a gentleman.

1:04 PM  

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