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Monday, June 15, 2009

Imagine The Horror!
No Cruchberries, NO PEACE!

Just when you thought human beings couldn't get more absurd, I find out that some gal actually sued the makers of Cap'n Crunch cereal because she was deceived for years by the manufacturer into believing that 'crunchberries' were real berries.

Then I hear something that actually pegs out the DumbShit-O-Meter -- the makers of Welsh Dragon Sausages have to make it clear in their packaging of said sausages, that no dragon meat was used.

Is there a Stupidity Gitmo we can send these idiots to? We can even authorize them to go surfing with the waterboards.

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 10:02 AM

7 Comments:

Blogger wildcat_conservative said...

Wait... are you telling me there are probably no dogs in hot dogs??!I feel so betrayed. *sniff....

11:50 AM  
Blogger itzik janowitz said...

The dumbShit doesn't know how to read, as it says on the front of the box "with imitation berries"
In Italian you would say, "No looka too good"
OLL Reb.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Simplex Vir said...

It is a damn site better than finding out that DINGLEBERRIES are not real berries!

Oh Boy how I would love to see that lawsuit!

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Stupidity Gitmo is called the White House sir and we sent the stupidest there already

7:07 PM  
Blogger Al said...

Actually, in my Italiano famiglia you would say things like stupido, pazzo, disgrazia & acting like a cucuzz (pumpkin head)in need of a good scafatoona (hit upside the head to knock in some sense).

Note that now adays a picture of the food on the package almost always says "suggested serving" & things like wheat crackers actually have to have a warning that says it contains wheat. Chocolate candies, peanut candies etc also have to have the warning even when that is part of the name. It is all a part of how they have to label things to avoid lawsuits.

A couple other things. 1st of all, in reading this article the froot loop actually sued Fruit Loops cereal as well. Good grief, even as a child I knew that it was just fruit flavored & that the berries in Cap'n Crunch were fake.

The 2nd thing, will someone please take away the license from the idiot lawyer who is willing to take advantage of her stupidity for a buck.

11:10 PM  
Blogger Al said...

PS Can we get a class action suit started against her for insulting our intelligence?

11:11 PM  
Blogger Larry Denninger said...

And if you let them sit in milk too long, they won't crunch anymore.

Cottage cheese contains no cottages, either.

6:50 AM  

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