Who's Next On The Right-Wing Domestic Terrorist Watch List?
Do you fall into any of those categories?

As we already know, the following have been identified by our government as prime candidates as possible extremists;

~ Veterans.
~ Pro-Lifers.
~ Those who sport a Ron Paul bumper sticker on their automobiles.
~ Whoever is against illegal immigration.
~ Members of the NRA.And the beat goes on. Those are just a few. But who could be added to the ever expanding list? Hmmmm.... I wonder.
~ Those who've failed to rinse, then repeat.
~ Even though symptoms persisted, anyone who didn't consult a physician.
~ Owners of a driver's license.
~ People who didn't refrigerate after opening.
~ Bible thumpers.
~ Leg humpers.
~ Forrest Gumpers.
~ Whoever didn't get bailed-out.
~ Those who press "1" for English.
~ Whoever added preservatives.
~ Wearers of socks and sandals.
~ Those who've reproduced, retransmitted, or rebroadcast without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.
~ American Idol contestants.
~ Righties.
~ Lefties.
~ Innies
~ Outies.
~ ShamWow™ and Slap Chop™ owners. But wait... there's more.
~ Library card holders.
~ Smokers.
~ Jokers.
~ Midnight tokers.
~ All those who've been monitored for quality-assurance purposes.
~ Dog persons.
~ Cat persons.
~ Los que presionan el "2" para el Español.
~ Coffee drinkers.
~ Chocoholics.
~ Alcoholics.
~ Billy and the Bollocks.
~ Taxpayers.
~ Whoever's reading this blog.