Who's Next On The Right-Wing Domestic Terrorist Watch List?
Do you fall into any of those categories?
As we already know, the following have been identified by our government as prime candidates as possible extremists;
~ Veterans.
~ Pro-Lifers.
~ Those who sport a Ron Paul bumper sticker on their automobiles.
~ Whoever is against illegal immigration.
~ Members of the NRA. And the beat goes on. Those are just a few. But who could be added to the ever expanding list? Hmmmm.... I wonder.
~ Those who've failed to rinse, then repeat.
~ Even though symptoms persisted, anyone who didn't consult a physician.
~ Owners of a driver's license.
~ People who didn't refrigerate after opening.
~ Bible thumpers.
~ Leg humpers.
~ Forrest Gumpers.
~ Whoever didn't get bailed-out.
~ Those who press "1" for English.
~ Whoever added preservatives.
~ Wearers of socks and sandals.
~ Those who've reproduced, retransmitted, or rebroadcast without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.
~ American Idol contestants.
~ Righties.
~ Lefties.
~ Innies
~ Outies.
~ ShamWow™ and Slap Chop™ owners. But wait... there's more.
~ Library card holders.
~ Smokers.
~ Jokers.
~ Midnight tokers.
~ All those who've been monitored for quality-assurance purposes.
~ Dog persons.
~ Cat persons.
~ Los que presionan el "2" para el Español.
~ Coffee drinkers.
~ Chocoholics.
~ Alcoholics.
~ Billy and the Bollocks.
~ Taxpayers.
~ Whoever's reading this blog.
Do you fall into any of those categories?
As we already know, the following have been identified by our government as prime candidates as possible extremists;
~ Pro-Lifers.
~ Those who sport a Ron Paul bumper sticker on their automobiles.
~ Whoever is against illegal immigration.
~ Members of the NRA.
~ Even though symptoms persisted, anyone who didn't consult a physician.
~ Owners of a driver's license.
~ People who didn't refrigerate after opening.
~ Bible thumpers.
~ Leg humpers.
~ Forrest Gumpers.
~ Whoever didn't get bailed-out.
~ Those who press "1" for English.
~ Whoever added preservatives.
~ Wearers of socks and sandals.
~ Those who've reproduced, retransmitted, or rebroadcast without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball.
~ American Idol contestants.
~ Righties.
~ Lefties.
~ Innies
~ Outies.
~ ShamWow™ and Slap Chop™ owners. But wait... there's more.
~ Library card holders.
~ Smokers.
~ Jokers.
~ Midnight tokers.
~ All those who've been monitored for quality-assurance purposes.
~ Dog persons.
~ Cat persons.
~ Los que presionan el "2" para el Español.
~ Coffee drinkers.
~ Chocoholics.
~ Alcoholics.
~ Billy and the Bollocks.
~ Taxpayers.
~ Whoever's reading this blog.
12 Comments:
See you at Gitmo, VSC.
Don't forgot those people behind the blogs listed at the left. (OK, I know to a large extent that is redundant given you list readers of this blog, but I doubt if any of the Obaminists are smart enough to figure that out.)
I think I had myself inadvertently added to the list when I called Time Warner cable and inquired about having the BRAVO channel removed from my package.
When we're hauled off to the "re-education camps, I hope they put all the bloggers in the same camp.
No doubt we would over throw and secure the camp in one day....
"Wearers of socks and sandals."
Proof that some folk DO belong on the list!
Readers of the blog for sure, full fledged Papists
You're hilarious!
Pro-Life, Traditional Roman Catholic (Old Mass ONLY!), Life Member of the NRA, and former Marine Corps Infantry Officer....I'm doomed!
Adrienne, I know you didn't mean to, but you just gave away our plan.
1 other thing, you said 1 day. That long? With all these Marines 1 hour is more like it.
Viva la revolution!
Hey, I wear socks with my Birkenstocks. Whatcha gonna do about it?
(it's either that, or expose my nail fungus to the whole world.)
Real men are proud of their fungus. Well... real cavemen, anyways. ;-)
LOL
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