You Know You've Watched Dawn Of The Dead Too Many Times When...Yeah, that's when
I've gotta see my doctor about upping my Ambien dosage. I've been waking up earlier and earlier every day.
I got up so early the other day, that I decided to go running at 5 AM.
So there I was on this one stretch of road where there are no occupied homes, just a lot of empty lots with a few places being built here and there.
On one side of the road, I could see the back porch lights of far away homes through the treeline. Surreal, to say the least. And even though I've ran this particular stretch literally hundreds of times, it was still fairly creepy... pretty Blair Witch Projecty. Of course, I got the I'm being watched feeling.
This bit of road is so new, all the lamp posts aren't even turned on. Of course, once I found myself smack in the middle of a no-lights zone, I couldn't help but think to myself "this would be a great flesh-eating zombie ambush site".
I gotta stop watching horror movies before I go to bed.
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
12:00 AM
9 Comments:
"I got the I'm being watched feeling."
You probably are, by Obama's minions. Looking for the opportunity to grab you. Fortunately they didn't get you or you might have been 1 of the 1st of us hauled off to reeducation camps or permanant erasure from history.
I'm sort of joking with the above, sort of.
More & more I see Obama taking moves from either Hitler or Stalin's playbooks. & while I pray I'm wrong, I see it as a distict possibility that we could head that way, & soon.
PS Maybe you better add Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me" to the playlist.
Might I suggest you run with an IMI Desert Eagle .50 Cal. You may want to load it with silver bullets just in case it is a Lycanthrope that is watching you run!
Did you see one of those road signs that read "Zombies Ahead"?
On another note, I took Ambien once and was afraid to fall back asleep!
Shucks. When I wake up I just pee & go back to bed. Get yer prostate checked... hehehehe
A .50 for running? That followup shot....well, it might take a while.
Easier to carry an AR-15, and a LOT less recoil to deal with.
No Desert Eagle needed! Just a double-barrel on your back and a chainsaw for a hand.
Groovy.
Unitas,
And a hot chick that I can share pillow talk with, and tell her to gimme some sugar.
Remember, go for the head shot.
I completely reject the idea of fast moving zombies.
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