Friday, February 27, 2009

Top Ten Mottos of the Obama Administration
or Bumper Sticker Slogans for 2012

We all have enjoyed the mantra of "change" and we all know that from here on out the answer is "yes we can". However I think that the Obama gang have missed out on some very important marketing messages that could help them in 2012 or to increase polling numbers as people lose their jobs.

Now I have always considered myself to be a closet advertising guru, so I think I am going to have to dispense with some of my best material to help the Socialist...ahem.....President get out his message.

10. "I will pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!"

9. I Love You, You Love Me, We're a Happy Family!"

8. "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what your country will do to you!"

7. "You just can't do it on your own, you NEED us!"

6. "Look I hate to be the one to tell you this but, since I have been President I have learned that aliens exist. They have told me that if I am ever replaced as President they will kill everyone in the world. I just can't let that happen!"

5. "Change, you better not have any left!"

4. "Vote for me or ELSE!"

3. "If you still have a possesion, I need another session!"

2. "Mr. Bernake, Tear down that Wall St."

1. "Commrades, we must work hard for the State, we are nothing without the State!"

Good Luck in 2012 Mr. President and remember truth in advertising is the best and only way! If you have some of your own don't be afraid to help the President, he needs some big ideas for 2012.

****UPDATE****

One of our readers, Gramps, reminded me of a very important message that was missing from my list. So I need to add another one now....THANKS Gramps!

"F.O.C.A. - Freedom Of Child Assassination act. "

1 Comments:

Blogger gramps said...

Your forgot, better to kill a baby than punish a mom.

10:17 PM  

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