Thursday, February 26, 2009

"In The Tank"
You know, that phrase can be taken two ways

5 Comments:

Blogger Cookie said...

*snerk*
No kidding. Sometimes I really dislike telling people that my degree is in journalism... even though my specialty is so far removed from reporting that I wouldn't trust myself in a newsroom.

2:33 PM  
Blogger A. Sinner said...

At least you are not a politician!!

3:28 PM  
Blogger David Nandell said...

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get
a coke.'

'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for
you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in
it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks
good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch
it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat
in it.. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab
neighbors, 'Why does it have to be this way?'

'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred?
This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES. THE BEST.

Semper Fi!

------Go Navy!!! - Dave

7:49 PM  
Blogger LarryD said...

I didn't realize that Chris was such a buxom male...

12:09 AM  
Blogger gramps said...

Chris Mathews worked for Tip O'Neil who battled Reagan and lost for most of Reagans term in office. I suspect that Mathews was the guy setting up the strategy that always lost and Tip took it out on him. This created his animosity for anything conservative like a dog kicked every time he barked. He is a perfect fit of the MSBS network. He is a typical washing cocktail party liberal.

2:03 AM  

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