Welcome New Guys!
Let's all give a big Paleo-Papist hello to the newest contributors to The Lair
First we have Confiteor. He's a Scorpio who drives a Lamborghini. His turn-ons are spooning (being the big spoon), kittens playing with yarn, Catholic guilt, and sending bad guys to jail.
His turn-offs are mean people who suck, lack of client control, the Disco version of Tantum Ergo, the legal ramifications that may be used against him if he acts upon his impulse to choke the living shit out of those who desperately deserve it, and Pomegranate 'N Apple Spice scented altar incense.
Then we come to Simplex Vir. He's Feces Rising, who drives a surplus USMC Deuce and a Half. His turn-ons are long walks on the beach, watching does and fawns frolick in the wild... then shooting them, and Pomegranate 'N Apple Spice scented altar incense.
His turn-offs are nuclear war (losing one), shallow people who suck, and thong underwear that rides up.
Let's all give a big Paleo-Papist hello to the newest contributors to The Lair
First we have Confiteor. He's a Scorpio who drives a Lamborghini. His turn-ons are spooning (being the big spoon), kittens playing with yarn, Catholic guilt, and sending bad guys to jail.
His turn-offs are mean people who suck, lack of client control, the Disco version of Tantum Ergo, the legal ramifications that may be used against him if he acts upon his impulse to choke the living shit out of those who desperately deserve it, and Pomegranate 'N Apple Spice scented altar incense.
Then we come to Simplex Vir. He's Feces Rising, who drives a surplus USMC Deuce and a Half. His turn-ons are long walks on the beach, watching does and fawns frolick in the wild... then shooting them, and Pomegranate 'N Apple Spice scented altar incense.
His turn-offs are nuclear war (losing one), shallow people who suck, and thong underwear that rides up.
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
5:34 AM
7 Comments:
I don't know who you have been talking too Caveness but I have a leak somewhere in my administration and I am going to find out!
Totally off topic: I've had our baby!!!!! It ended up being an emergency c-section because the baby was in distress but all worked out well. Thank you for your prayers ~ God watched over us both!
Her (yes, a wee girl!) name is Elspeth and she came out a plump 8 pounds on Oct. 29th ~ the same day my mom died three years ago. God has used this baby's birth to not only bless her happy parents but to also bless my family by giving that horrible day such a beautiful twist! My late Mom's first grandchild born that day... this wasn't a coincidence! God is so good...
Elspeth's as healthy as anything. Been eating, pooing, and screaming ever since she emerged into this world! (Erlend and I both look a bit haggard hahahaha!)
God be praised!!!!
Pomegranate 'N Apple Spice incense?
I'm simultaneously horrified and intrigued...
C.C.--congrats! Raise that kid up to be a Hard Core Catholic Warrior Woman!
Ummm...on those thongs--is that seeing or wearing that bugs him?
Welcome to the...errr...CLUB, boys!
Always a good thing to have extra help at beating those heretics down, especially now - we need you guys out there girding your loincloths and forging ahead into the battle to 2012!
This isn't, by any chance, the Pange Lingua you object to?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW90wIHRVZA
LOL I think that it is the nature of thongs to ride up.
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