Eenie, Meenie, Mienie, Moe...
Which of you sheep shall I let go?

Admittedly, I'm getting this info 4th hand (from my daughter, from her boyfriend, from his dad, from a friend)... for all I know, this probably is just an urban myth. And then again, it could be true. Either way, it's a Cracker Jack of a morality tale.

Here's how it goes -- some guy upstate runs a small family-owned business who employs thirty people, and has already figured out that if Obama is elected, his taxes and cost-share of employee benefits will rise to such a point, that he'll have to let eight employees go.

Needless to say, this guy's sick to death over who gets canned. What to do... what to do?

So as he's walking through the employee parking lot, he sees eight different cars with Obama/Biden '08 bumper stickers.

Problem solved.