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Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Take Me, Obamoses, To The Land Of Quick And Easy
And get me there fast

Save me, Great Deliverer, from the slavery of personal responsibility.

Demand, Oh Great One, to take even more from the hard working than I would take from them myself.

Grant unto me, Anointed One, the bountiful harvest I worked for naught.

Take my Cross and give it to another in a higher tax bracket, I beseech thee.

Let me know the joys of feeling good about myself when voting early and often.

Fast food, gimme.

Fast car, gimme.

Mortgage someone else will pay for, gimme.

Disposable lighters, gimme.

Disposable diapers, gimme.

Disposable marriages, gimme.

Disposable children, gimme.

In The Name of the Barry, the Nancy, and the Barney Frankie, amen.

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 5:24 AM

6 Comments:

Blogger Aunty Belle said...

Fast car huh...

yep, Chevy Mae and Fordy Mac is on the way.

Pray for the nation.

10:07 AM  
Blogger VSO said...

It'd be funny if it were actually parody.

1:59 PM  
Blogger ignorant redneck said...

I don't wanna fast care. I want an M240.

BTW--poem up at my place.

6:44 PM  
Blogger Smiley said...

Its almost over now but dont give up even if nobama wins we still can pray many rosaries God can change the man who is to become president

8:45 PM  
Blogger Theophilus said...

"God can change the man who is to become president"
That would be a stunning miracle indeed.

9:43 PM  
Blogger Smiley said...

but God Can. He can do anything He IS GOD

7:54 AM  

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