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My fantasy news conference
From the Caveman News Service;McCain Names Running Mate
Dayton, OH - Surrounded by fellow Republicans, many of whom he ran against in the Republican primaries, presumptive Presidential nominee, Sen. John McCain announced his Vice Presidential running mate.
"It's my distinct pleasure to name as my running mate, someone who actually isn't standing here with me and many of my distinguished colleagues, today."
"The individual who's accepted my invitation is currently in his home state providing leadership from the front directing emergency services in the face of Hurricane Gustav."
My fellow Americans, I'm proud to announce Piyush ‘Bobby’ Jindal as my running mate." Only if...
My fantasy news conference
From the Caveman News Service;
Dayton, OH - Surrounded by fellow Republicans, many of whom he ran against in the Republican primaries, presumptive Presidential nominee, Sen. John McCain announced his Vice Presidential running mate.
"It's my distinct pleasure to name as my running mate, someone who actually isn't standing here with me and many of my distinguished colleagues, today."
"The individual who's accepted my invitation is currently in his home state providing leadership from the front directing emergency services in the face of Hurricane Gustav."
My fellow Americans, I'm proud to announce Piyush ‘Bobby’ Jindal as my running mate."
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
5:06 AM
1 Comments:
It's Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska, a stanch pro-lifer, NRA member, hunter, mother of five, etc.
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