Monday, August 25, 2008

Will Viagra Help With This Years Presidential Erection?
Not if you've been diagnosed with Obamabiden

You can't turn on TV now-a-days without being subjected to the latest commercial for hedonistic self-worship, aka: Viagra. Is it any wonder that Obama-Biden is so popular?

Anyhow, leave it to Mrs. Caveman. As we were watching to news this evening, she said "Did you hear that? Say it fast; 'Obama-Biden', 'Obama, Biden', 'ObamaBiden', 'Obamabiden'. Sounds like a disease!"

Then she just got progressively funnier --- "Did you know he's come down with Obamabiden? He knew better than to be runnin' around on his wife... now he's got Obamabiden. His poor wife. Hopefully, he didn't pass Obamabiden on to her!"

But then we started thinking... what are the symptoms of Obamabiden?

1. The uncontrollable urge to spend other peoples money.
2. Hairplugs, lotsa hairplugs.
3. The inability to know exactly what's expected of someone within your pay grade.
4. "Hope" now qualifies as a plan. Nothing specific... just "Hope".
5. You are now in contention to break the world land speed record for saying "ummm".

Let's hope for our nation's sake that Obamabiden is only a short-term malady and not terminal.

5 Comments:

Blogger Mike the Geek said...

Vir-
You misunderstood poor B. Hussein - it's not "ummm...," it's "Ommmm..." He then channels Jimmy Carter.

6:00 PM  
Blogger Leyla said...

I fired off an email to the Bishop. Shame on him! No wonder people think the Church has no teeth---just a bunch of blather at the end of the day. If every abortion-supporter was denied communion at the rail, at least we'd get rid of alot of riff raff. LOVE LOVE LOVE your site. Who says being a practicing Catholic ain't FUN?!!! Leyla

6:50 PM  
Blogger Subvet said...

"He then channels Jimmy Carter."

THAT is scary!

10:20 PM  
Blogger Coffee Catholic said...

I'm tellin' ya ~ this guy is the Antichrist!! How do I know?? Because, I read those "Left Behind" books!! So Obama isn't going to be able to pull no fast one on me!!! I'm all over his game... ANTICHRIST!!

6:57 AM  
Blogger Joe of St. Thérèse said...

Russia, obama, it's all adding up to us being screwed.

3:59 PM  

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