Saturday, August 23, 2008

The Vice Messiah?
OK, I'm going out on a limb here

No announcement, text or otherwise, has been announced yet... but I'm gonna take a chance and pen an anthem for Obama-Biden '08.

"Click here" for the midi-music to Kumbaya. Sing along!

Joe Biden, Barry, Joe Biden
Joe Biden, Barry, Joe Biden
Joe Biden, Barry, Joe Biden
Oh Barry, Joe Biden

He's got hair-plugs, folks, Joe Biden
Locks you never tug, Joe Biden
Should have bought a rug, Joe Biden
Oh Barry, Joe Biden

He's from Delaware, Joe Biden
Middle of nowhere, Joe Biden
Wayne and Garth got lost, Joe Biden
Oh Barry, Joe Biden

Loves George Hamilton, Joe Biden
Got a killer tan, Joe Biden
Him world's biggest fan, Joe Biden
Oh Barry, Joe Biden

Says he's Catholic, Joe Biden
Mom and Dad are Micks, Joe Biden
Ducks Church Law, so slick, Joe Biden
Oh Barry, Joe Biden

Someones laughing, folks, Hillary
Someones mind has delved, Hillary
To year 2012, Hillary
Oh shit, Hillary

5 Comments:

Blogger Simplex Vir said...

I don't know what I admire more your song writing skills or you rapier wit!

Very Funny caveness!

12:02 AM  
Blogger RJW said...

You have ruined Kumbayah for me forever.

12:25 PM  
Blogger Simplex Vir said...

rjw, you really can't ruin a song that was never good to begin with. Ergo this is the perfect use of the aforemention prose.

I laughed harder the second time I sung this through Caveness. I am going to commit it to memory I think!

Here is a song to make a mock tune for, "All are Welcome". I would like to see what you can do with that!

1:40 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

"All are Welcome". I would like to see what you can do with that!


I don't even KNOW that song!! I guess that's a good thing.

2:58 PM  
Blogger Simplex Vir said...

You really need to get caught up on your modernist hymns!

OK maybe not!

6:12 AM  

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