"Suicide Bomb Fears For Gay Pride March"
Seriously... that's really the headline

Confusion reigns in Jerusalem. With the big homo-extravaganza being planned for Friday... it looks as if things just may be postponed.

You see, the "We Put The 'Buttz' In Kibbutz" crowd is all in a lather that some nasty terrorist types who just may launch some type of suicide attacks at the assembled fairies.

Now here is where things get really weird --

The Israeli Security folks are having a tough time differentiating between actual cries for help during a terrorist attack, and queer pick-up lines.

Case in point;

1. They've penetrated our rear!
2. Is that a block of C-4 in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
3. He's gonna blow!!

As I said in the beginning of this post... confusion reigns in Jerusalem.

By the way, am I the only one who sees the irony that the real Sodom & Gomorrah is just a short drive from Jerusalem?