Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Election Special Report!!
This just in...

With 72% of the precincts reporting in, The Caveman News Service is predicting that white trash royalty, Britney Spears, will be divorcing no talent husband-dancer-rapper-serial inseminator Kevin Federline.

The Queen of the Trailer Park is expected to continue her tenure of being the motivational inspiration of 13-year old girls everywhere to;

1. Be a huge disappointment to their families
2. Get pregnant
3. Marry an asshole
4. Try to out-skank Christine Aguilera
5. French kiss an even skankier Madonna
6. Do steps 4 and 5 on national TV
7. Be the first kid on her block to get an STD

Who says little girls can't dream?


Blogger Christine said...

and don't forget her first marriage to jason alexander which lasted 55 hours!

9:32 PM  
Blogger Ginny said...

Gee Can # 7 be...

Everyone's Mother hopes her daughter will be just like her one day, LOL

10:06 PM  
Blogger Christine said...


I just read that she told k-fed via text message! lol


2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture should be enough to prevent any future inseminations!


Dr. Eric

2:45 PM  

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