Election Special Report!!
This just in...
With 72% of the precincts reporting in, The Caveman News Service is predicting that white trash royalty, Britney Spears, will be divorcing no talent husband-dancer-rapper-serial inseminator Kevin Federline.
The Queen of the Trailer Park is expected to continue her tenure of being the motivational inspiration of 13-year old girls everywhere to;
1. Be a huge disappointment to their families
2. Get pregnant
3. Marry an asshole
4. Try to out-skank Christine Aguilera
5. French kiss an even skankier Madonna
6. Do steps 4 and 5 on national TV
7. Be the first kid on her block to get an STD
Who says little girls can't dream?
This just in...
With 72% of the precincts reporting in, The Caveman News Service is predicting that white trash royalty, Britney Spears, will be divorcing no talent husband-dancer-rapper-serial inseminator Kevin Federline.
The Queen of the Trailer Park is expected to continue her tenure of being the motivational inspiration of 13-year old girls everywhere to;
1. Be a huge disappointment to their families
2. Get pregnant
3. Marry an asshole
4. Try to out-skank Christine Aguilera
5. French kiss an even skankier Madonna
6. Do steps 4 and 5 on national TV
7. Be the first kid on her block to get an STD
Who says little girls can't dream?
4 Comments:
and don't forget her first marriage to jason alexander which lasted 55 hours!
Gee Can # 7 be...
Everyone's Mother hopes her daughter will be just like her one day, LOL
HA HA
I just read that she told k-fed via text message! lol
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That picture should be enough to prevent any future inseminations!
YUK!
Dr. Eric
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