Saddam Made Auxiliary Bishop Of NY"GO YANKS!!"
The former Iraqi leader announced that he would go on a hunger strike in protest over the killing of one of his lawyers by gunmen.
"He has resumed eating after skipping one meal," Lt. Kevin Curry told FOXNews.
Upon notification of this information, the vast majority of the USCCB agreed to consecrate Hussein a bishop.
According to USCCB spokes-individual-of-undetermined-gender, Brucie Sugarbritches, "Bishop Saddam has proven by his actions that he's one with the USCCB. Like us, he's made quite a noise about actually doing something... but when push came to shove, very little actually happened. Bishop Saddam will be a welcome addition to the Council".
Sugarbritches is confident that the addition of the former "Butcher of Baghdad" would placate traditional thinking Catholics. "He [Hussein] gave up ONE WHOLE MEAL! And it wasn't even Lent! That's kind of traditional... isn't it?"
Disclaimer: OK, I made some of this up. So sue me.
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
7:30 PM
6 Comments:
ARRRGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Caveman!
How DARE you sully the New York Yankees by placing a hat on top the head of Saddam Hussein!!!!
Apologize and retract! IMMEDIATELY!!!!
Don't make me go South Bronx on yo' a**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yours in Christ.
The Digital Hairshirt
P.S. - I'll get every good Catholic Mick at St. Brendan's, alongside their fiery Puerto Rican bretheran, to make their way down to whatever God-forsaken Carolina you live in to avenge Joe Torre!!!!
Don't make me go South Bronx on yo' a**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bring it on, girlfriend!
I will, asshole - watch my blog. ;-)
Interesting choice of words... and ever so Catholic ;-)
I wonder... do you speak like this in front of the kids you volunteer with? ;-)
Now, now Sam! No personal attacks. I'll allow Digi's character (or lack thereof) shine through on it's own ;-)
Caveman, no, I don't use the term asshole in front of the children I teach, of course.
Do you tell your wife's bridge club that "some guy sloshing his penis around in another guy's feces filled colon" is wrong? Or do you judge the audience and use appropriate language?
You were in the Corps - I know you've heard worse.
Go read my blog. I suspect you'll only say I opened a can of whup-ass when it's something you agree with . . . but not this time.
Caveman, no, I don't use the term asshole in front of the children I teach, of course.
Ahhh... you just go to other peoples blogs and refer to them as such. Now I see!
Do you tell your wife's bridge club that "some guy sloshing his penis around in another guy's feces filled colon" is wrong? Or do you judge the audience and use appropriate language?
Hmm... medically correct verbiage offends you? Shocking!
You were in the Corps - I know you've heard worse.
Sure I did... among the boys. Language like that come from the mouths of ladies. Broads -- yes. Ladies -- never.
Go read my blog. I suspect you'll only say I opened a can of whup-ass when it's something you agree with . . . but not this time.
I have. It's pretty much the transparent tirade I expected. I'm not impressed. Your can of whup-ass is flat. I suggest you contact the manufacturer for a refund.
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