Rapist Tracking System
100% Effective!
We in America can't seem to keep track of our rapists. What's a progressive and liberal-minded society to do?
I've been hearing lot's of talk lately concerning GPS tracking devices strapped to the ankles and such for released rapists, child molesters and other such deviants. I already foresee thousand of dollars per scumbag being spent on this... not to mention the ACLU slapping lawsuit after lawsuit on the government for violating the rights of said scumbags by forcing an ankle bracelet on them.
I have the perfect solution. My tracking device for rapists will absolutely never fail. It's simply impossible to lose track of them. We will ALWAYS know where they are. As Justin Wilson, the Cajun Cook, use to say "I Gar-un-TEE!"
See! I told you!!
100% Effective!
We in America can't seem to keep track of our rapists. What's a progressive and liberal-minded society to do?
I've been hearing lot's of talk lately concerning GPS tracking devices strapped to the ankles and such for released rapists, child molesters and other such deviants. I already foresee thousand of dollars per scumbag being spent on this... not to mention the ACLU slapping lawsuit after lawsuit on the government for violating the rights of said scumbags by forcing an ankle bracelet on them.
I have the perfect solution. My tracking device for rapists will absolutely never fail. It's simply impossible to lose track of them. We will ALWAYS know where they are. As Justin Wilson, the Cajun Cook, use to say "I Gar-un-TEE!"
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
7:06 PM
1 Comments:
Just make sure they're in a state of grace before you plug-em and plant-em.
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