Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Rapist Tracking System
100% Effective!

We in America can't seem to keep track of our rapists. What's a progressive and liberal-minded society to do?

I've been hearing lot's of talk lately concerning GPS tracking devices strapped to the ankles and such for released rapists, child molesters and other such deviants. I already foresee thousand of dollars per scumbag being spent on this... not to mention the ACLU slapping lawsuit after lawsuit on the government for violating the rights of said scumbags by forcing an ankle bracelet on them.

I have the perfect solution. My tracking device for rapists will absolutely never fail. It's simply impossible to lose track of them. We will ALWAYS know where they are. As Justin Wilson, the Cajun Cook, use to say "I Gar-un-TEE!"

See! I told you!!


Blogger Screwtape said...

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12:05 AM  
Blogger St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse said...

Just make sure they're in a state of grace before you plug-em and plant-em.

8:06 AM  
Blogger Screwtape said...

It ain't our responsibility to worry about their state of grace when they get caught doin' that! That makes 'em fair game.

Besides, outside the sanctuary, how many Catholic rapists are there likely to be - and them tweety birds ain't gonna be asking for it. They're too busy begging their bishop to send 'em somwheres else and, by the way, whose gonna be payin' off their lawsuits. Talk about shootin' sitting ducks!

The one guy in the picture, he don't believe in grace to start with. It's also nice to see that segregation is still operative in the South. Don't try to tell me that's a Texas star. Very clever way to go about it.

What they don't tell you is that no matter what the sign says, the graveyard is in Alabama.

6:17 PM  

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