Monday, June 19, 2006

All Around Bad Ass Of The Day
Professor Indrek Wichman

Moslems are still pissed off over the Danish cartoons. Bravo Foxtrot Delta, right? But anyhow, we the Catholic Cavemen do hereby acknowledge Michigan State University Professor Indrek Wichman as our All Around Bad Ass of the Day.

What did Indie do that was so heroic? He publicly told the CMPMS (Crescent and Moon Piss and Moan Society) at MSU to pack their shit and haul ass. Specifically;

Dear Moslem Association: As a professor of Mechanical Engineering here at MSU I intend to protest your protest. I am offended not by cartoons, but by more mundane things like beheadings of civilians, cowardly attacks on public buildings, suicide murders, murders of Catholic priests (the latest in Turkey!), burnings of Christian churches, the continued persecution of Coptic Christians in Egypt, the imposition of Sharia law on non-Muslims, the rapes of Scandinavian girls and women (called "whores" in your culture), the murder of film directors in Holland, and the rioting and looting in Paris France.

This is what offends me, a soft-spoken person and academic, and many, many, many of my colleagues. I counsel you dissatisfied, aggressive, brutal, and uncivilized slave-trading Moslems to be very aware of this as you proceed with your infantile "protests."

If you do not like the values of the West -- see the 1st Amendment -- you are free to leave. I hope for God's sake that most of you choose that option. Please return to your ancestral homelands and build them up yourselves instead of troubling Americans.

Cordially, I. S. Wichman, Professor of Mechanical Engineering

Way to go Indie. The Cavemen got yer back.


Blogger Christine said...

I can't believe he said that, but I love every word!

8:43 PM  
Blogger St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse said...

I'm a bit skeptical as well. It's something that needs to be said, but you almost never hear of academics having the stones to say something like that. If it's true, way to go!

9:39 PM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

If it's true...

I gave a link to a reputable news organ, the Detroit Free Press. How much 'truer' do I have to be?

4:32 PM  
Blogger Der Tommissar said...

Way to go Prof.

On the other hand though, take a good look at that picture. This is probably the last time he'll ever be referred to as an "all around bad ass".

10:21 AM  

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