I Always Knew The Pope Could Kick The Crap Out Of G.I. Joe's Sorry Ass
Just in time for Father's Day!

His Hardness, God's Mortal Messenger

Complete with Holy Cross kali stick and 'Meek and Mild' Walther PPK handgun
I think I'll also buy one of the "Jihad" action figures just so I can tape firecrackers on him and blow him into a million pieces. That must be what they mean by 'Religion of Piece'.

Hey... art imitates life.