I Hate Gyno-TV
WE, Lifetime, anything with Rosie O'Donnell
My wife's crazy for those chick-channels. If I have to walk into the house after a hard day's work and be greeted by some estrogen driven made-for-TV-movie with an insipid title.... I think I'm gonna go Postal.
And speaking of titles, why do they all have titles like;
Eternally For Now
Love's Broken Promise
Diagnosis: DANGER!
The Final Kiss Before Goodbye Into The Night
She Just Wanted To Be Held
Restraining Order Of Love
My Daughter's Wife: A Tale Of Forbidden Love
Love In A Backpack
Child Of Violence, Child Of Love
I Love My Dead Gay Son
Spoonss
Love Never Means You Have To Tell Him About Your Genital Herpes
Let's cut through the crap... all these damn movies revolve around the following main themes: a hatred of men, female-specific illnesses, a hatred of men, rape, a hatred of men, long lost children (almost always daughters), a hatred of men, and lastly, a hatred of men.
AAARH! I can't take it anymore!! *storming out of the room* I'M GONNA WATCH RESERVOIR DOGS!!
WE, Lifetime, anything with Rosie O'Donnell
My wife's crazy for those chick-channels. If I have to walk into the house after a hard day's work and be greeted by some estrogen driven made-for-TV-movie with an insipid title.... I think I'm gonna go Postal.
And speaking of titles, why do they all have titles like;
Eternally For Now
Love's Broken Promise
Diagnosis: DANGER!
The Final Kiss Before Goodbye Into The Night
She Just Wanted To Be Held
Restraining Order Of Love
My Daughter's Wife: A Tale Of Forbidden Love
Love In A Backpack
Child Of Violence, Child Of Love
I Love My Dead Gay Son
Spoonss
Love Never Means You Have To Tell Him About Your Genital Herpes
Let's cut through the crap... all these damn movies revolve around the following main themes: a hatred of men, female-specific illnesses, a hatred of men, rape, a hatred of men, long lost children (almost always daughters), a hatred of men, and lastly, a hatred of men.
AAARH! I can't take it anymore!! *storming out of the room* I'M GONNA WATCH RESERVOIR DOGS!!
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
7:05 PM
6 Comments:
sounds like you "stuck in the middle"
BWA HA HA HA lame lame lame, I know; couldn't resist.
There are a lot of goodies on Spike TV--mostly on Saturdays, but hey...
If you havent already seen it, watch "Boondock Saints".
Then, cancel your cable TV subscription. It'll make de-indoctrinating yourself easier and you'll feel better about yourself afterwards.
saw it... loved it!
I have to admit, Lifetime (or the Manhating channel as I call it) is pretty horrible. I refuse to watch it. Give me the Food channel any day.
My husband calls it the Scorned Woman network.
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