Wednesday, June 14, 2006

I Hate Gyno-TV
WE, Lifetime, anything with Rosie O'Donnell

My wife's crazy for those chick-channels. If I have to walk into the house after a hard day's work and be greeted by some estrogen driven made-for-TV-movie with an insipid title.... I think I'm gonna go Postal.

And speaking of titles, why do they all have titles like;

Eternally For Now

Love's Broken Promise

Diagnosis: DANGER!

The Final Kiss Before Goodbye Into The Night

She Just Wanted To Be Held

Restraining Order Of Love

My Daughter's Wife: A Tale Of Forbidden Love

Love In A Backpack

Child Of Violence, Child Of Love

I Love My Dead Gay Son


Love Never Means You Have To Tell Him About Your Genital Herpes

Let's cut through the crap... all these damn movies revolve around the following main themes: a hatred of men, female-specific illnesses, a hatred of men, rape, a hatred of men, long lost children (almost always daughters), a hatred of men, and lastly, a hatred of men.

AAARH! I can't take it anymore!! *storming out of the room* I'M GONNA WATCH RESERVOIR DOGS!!


Blogger Carolina Cannonball said...

sounds like you "stuck in the middle"

BWA HA HA HA lame lame lame, I know; couldn't resist.

9:56 AM  
Blogger Dad29 said...

There are a lot of goodies on Spike TV--mostly on Saturdays, but hey...

1:03 PM  
Blogger Gaufridus said...

If you havent already seen it, watch "Boondock Saints".

Then, cancel your cable TV subscription. It'll make de-indoctrinating yourself easier and you'll feel better about yourself afterwards.

10:13 AM  
Blogger Vir Speluncae Catholicus said...

saw it... loved it!

11:28 AM  
Blogger Dymphna said...

I have to admit, Lifetime (or the Manhating channel as I call it) is pretty horrible. I refuse to watch it. Give me the Food channel any day.

9:01 PM  
Blogger Lynne said...

My husband calls it the Scorned Woman network.

7:37 AM  

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