Mexico Leads Series, 1-0
The "Who will destroy the USA?" series, that is

Mexico just beat Iran 3-1 in the World Championship of Kick-Ball tournament in Germany. Bravo foxtrot delta, you say? Well you should be concerned!

In a recently disclosed Caveman News Service scoop, it's been determined that there's a secret bet between Iranian president and all around jerk-off, Scoobydoobie Ahmadinejad, and Mexican president and numero uno gringo-hater, Vicente Fox.

According to our confidential sources, Iran and Mexico have a "Best of 3" goin'. Abracadabraejad and Fox will meet secretly sometime next month and have a single round of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

If Iran wins that, the two leaders will meet in an undisclosed location for what promises to be a spirited mano to mano game of hopscotch --- no holds barred. Onsies, twosies AND threesies will be allowed.

Regardless of who wins the best of 3 series, both leaders already have their own particular strategy mapped out for destroying America should victory be theirs.

Fox is reportedly leaning heavily on Mexico's "peaceful" flood of "immigrants" into America to destroy such. The Iranians are banking on "peaceful" Iranian nuclear energy being snuck in the the United States and subsequently detonating in major population centers.

It's also being rumored that the two leaders have a friendly side bet. If Iran wins, Fox will send Abazabadingdong a 50 Peso gift certificate to any participating Taco-Bell. If Mexico wins, Fox gets to keep his head.