Ladies, Have You Got The Definitive Derriere?
Finally, someone with more time on their hands than me
OK folks, here we have the scientifically proven formula for the perfect heinie; (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V
Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, England, devised the formula, and the good doctor states that "Kylie Minogue, whose celebrated bottom relaunched her career with the help of a pair of hotpants, would almost certainly score a perfect 80. Her bottom is pretty much perfect in these areas, more so than the likes of Charlotte Church or Jennifer Lopez, who have more curvy posteriors".
Personally, I'm going with the lovely Mrs. Rabbit (besides, I have to stay in the bounds of good taste). And before anyone decides to spaz-out on me for being oh so crass and posting this, I would like to say in my defense two things;
1. I'm Catholic, not castrated.
2. Of course I posted this... I'm a caveman. Whaddya expect?
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Addendum
MEA CULPA!
How could I have been so stupid and forgotten our perennial blog fav-babe Adriana Lima??!!
Sorry guys!
Finally, someone with more time on their hands than me
OK folks, here we have the scientifically proven formula for the perfect heinie; (S+C) x (B+F)/T = V
Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, England, devised the formula, and the good doctor states that "Kylie Minogue, whose celebrated bottom relaunched her career with the help of a pair of hotpants, would almost certainly score a perfect 80. Her bottom is pretty much perfect in these areas, more so than the likes of Charlotte Church or Jennifer Lopez, who have more curvy posteriors".
Personally, I'm going with the lovely Mrs. Rabbit (besides, I have to stay in the bounds of good taste). And before anyone decides to spaz-out on me for being oh so crass and posting this, I would like to say in my defense two things;
1. I'm Catholic, not castrated.
2. Of course I posted this... I'm a caveman. Whaddya expect?
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Addendum
MEA CULPA!
How could I have been so stupid and forgotten our perennial blog fav-babe Adriana Lima??!!
Sorry guys!
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
2:41 PM
3 Comments:
It's a well known fact that Catholic men are butt men.
;)
A certain song by Queen reflects my POV...
yep, you were right. A post about vulumptuios derrieres gets the most comments. :)
Well, I am off to post more sexy men because last time I did that I evolved in TLB ecosystem.
sad, sick Catholics. LOL
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