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Monday, March 13, 2006

Dumb And Dumber To Wed
Combined IQ of 43

It's being reported that World Class Homewrecker and Collector of Cambodian Babies, Angelina Jolie has cracked the whip, yet again, on monosyllabic boy-toy, Brad Pitt.

They plan on pledging their undying and never ending love for each other on a boat in the middle of a lake in Italy. Hell, I'm getting seasick just thinking about it.

It's also being reported that "the stunning couple are reportedly buying a love nest in France... the pair are said to be keen on France because celebrities are able to lead relatively paparazzi-free lives there". Really? Tell that to Lady Diana.

By the way, I'm not saying Brad Pitt's dumb, it's just that he makes Barney Rubble look like Sir Alec Guinness.

posted by Kevin Whiteman at 8:03 PM

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

So you think those were parapazzi, do you?

9:23 PM  
Blogger Kevin Whiteman said...

either that, or MI5... or was it MI6... or was it albino Opus Dei monks?

9:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The non-story of the year.

Celebrities flock to France because it's the hip, with-it, trendy Hollywood thing to do. And while they're there, they make sure to get a few good jabs in about America - and how horrible, backward, and stupid we are.

7:08 AM  
Blogger The Digital Hairshirt said...

Such people should live in France . . . and STAY THERE.

Angelina Joile has got that "Mia Farrow Earth Mother" Syndrome.

9:25 AM  
Blogger Sir Galen of Bristol said...

You know, I could have missed this story entirely if you hadn't blogged it.

So thanks. Really.

11:11 AM  
Blogger The Crescat said...

Brangela who? What? huh?

At least she hasn't forced him into Scientology of Kabala-ism.

11:52 AM  
Blogger Kevin Whiteman said...

Paul,
Actualy, it was you who I had in mind when I posted this... you being on the cutting edge of the Hollyweird watchers and all

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dumber has to be Brad Pitt cuz anyone who'd give up Jennifer Anniston for the tattooed woman ain't playing with full deck.

5:10 PM  
Blogger Der Tommissar said...

If I were Brad Pitt, I'd immediately "convert" to Scientology in order to have a "rational" explanation for leaving Jennifer Aniston.

"Sorry, there's a 150 trillion year old space alien soul named Xenu controlling what I do. Not much I can do about it."

6:14 PM  
Blogger Der Tommissar said...

And seriously, it would have been a hoot if Barney Rubble played Obi-Wan Kenobi.

6:26 PM  

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