Dumb And Dumber To Wed
Combined IQ of 43
It's being reported that World Class Homewrecker and Collector of Cambodian Babies, Angelina Jolie has cracked the whip, yet again, on monosyllabic boy-toy, Brad Pitt.
They plan on pledging their undying and never ending love for each other on a boat in the middle of a lake in Italy. Hell, I'm getting seasick just thinking about it.
It's also being reported that "the stunning couple are reportedly buying a love nest in France... the pair are said to be keen on France because celebrities are able to lead relatively paparazzi-free lives there". Really? Tell that to Lady Diana.
By the way, I'm not saying Brad Pitt's dumb, it's just that he makes Barney Rubble look like Sir Alec Guinness.
Combined IQ of 43
It's being reported that World Class Homewrecker and Collector of Cambodian Babies, Angelina Jolie has cracked the whip, yet again, on monosyllabic boy-toy, Brad Pitt.
They plan on pledging their undying and never ending love for each other on a boat in the middle of a lake in Italy. Hell, I'm getting seasick just thinking about it.
It's also being reported that "the stunning couple are reportedly buying a love nest in France... the pair are said to be keen on France because celebrities are able to lead relatively paparazzi-free lives there". Really? Tell that to Lady Diana.
By the way, I'm not saying Brad Pitt's dumb, it's just that he makes Barney Rubble look like Sir Alec Guinness.
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
8:03 PM
10 Comments:
So you think those were parapazzi, do you?
either that, or MI5... or was it MI6... or was it albino Opus Dei monks?
The non-story of the year.
Celebrities flock to France because it's the hip, with-it, trendy Hollywood thing to do. And while they're there, they make sure to get a few good jabs in about America - and how horrible, backward, and stupid we are.
Such people should live in France . . . and STAY THERE.
Angelina Joile has got that "Mia Farrow Earth Mother" Syndrome.
You know, I could have missed this story entirely if you hadn't blogged it.
So thanks. Really.
Brangela who? What? huh?
At least she hasn't forced him into Scientology of Kabala-ism.
Paul,
Actualy, it was you who I had in mind when I posted this... you being on the cutting edge of the Hollyweird watchers and all
Dumber has to be Brad Pitt cuz anyone who'd give up Jennifer Anniston for the tattooed woman ain't playing with full deck.
If I were Brad Pitt, I'd immediately "convert" to Scientology in order to have a "rational" explanation for leaving Jennifer Aniston.
"Sorry, there's a 150 trillion year old space alien soul named Xenu controlling what I do. Not much I can do about it."
And seriously, it would have been a hoot if Barney Rubble played Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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