Wouldn't It Be Nice?
Just once?
Wouldn't you like to see Judge Alito and Chief Justice Roberts questioning the Democrat Senators to determine their qualifications for Public office?
Judge Alito (JA): "Senator Kennedy, I see from your official resume that you attended Harvard University..."
Senator Kennedy (SK): "Yes, your honor, I certainly did."
JA: "Did you graduate?"
SK: "Your honor, I respectfully ask that you not pry into my personal life..."
JA: "Is it not true that you were expelled from Harvard for violating the honor code, to wit, you hired someone to take an exam for you?"
SK: "Mr. Chairman, I want to go on record that I disagree with this line of questioning. I ask the chair to order the Judge from asking questions about my private matters.."
Senator Specter, Chairman of the Judiciary Committee: "Answer the Judge's questions. He answered all of yours.."
JA: "Senator Kennedy, we have on hand a transcript of the session of the university's honor council attesting to your fraudulent examination and subsequent expulsion from the university..."
SK: "I have had all I can take of this line of unreasonable questioning. I am going to ask Al Gore how he managed to keep his early departure from Vanderbilt University Divinity School away from those who would dare to question his qualifications."
JA: "Senator Kennedy, I want to ask you about the 26 phone calls you made from a motel room the night Mary Jo Kopecne drowned in your car at Chappaquidik, when you said you were asleep all night, but I'll save that for tomorrow."
Senator Specter: "Chief Justice Roberts [CJR] will now question Senator Biden [SB], Democrat of Delaware..."
CJR: "Senator Biden, is it not true that you were expelled from law school for plagiarizing another student's work?"
SB: [no response]
CJR: Senator?
SB: [still no response... just a glazed look]
Senator Specter: "There must be something wrong with Senator Biden. Chief Justice, would it be acceptable to continue the questioning at a later date?
CJR: "With all due respect Mr. Chairman... no. I want an answer... NOW! Sen Biden, I'm waiting for an answer, sir. The American people deserve to know the truth."
SB: [The Senator collapses, urinates on himself and is taken away on a stretcher]
Senator Specter: "Judge Alito will now question Senator Feinstein, Democrat of California..."
JA: "Senator Feinstein [SF], why did you consistently vote for Senator Robert Byrd, former Grand Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan of West Virginia to be the Democrat Senate Majority Leader in 1986, 1988, 1990, and 1992?"
SF: [runs screaming from the building]
Just once?
Wouldn't you like to see Judge Alito and Chief Justice Roberts questioning the Democrat Senators to determine their qualifications for Public office?
Judge Alito (JA): "Senator Kennedy, I see from your official resume that you attended Harvard University..."
Senator Kennedy (SK): "Yes, your honor, I certainly did."
JA: "Did you graduate?"
SK: "Your honor, I respectfully ask that you not pry into my personal life..."
JA: "Is it not true that you were expelled from Harvard for violating the honor code, to wit, you hired someone to take an exam for you?"
SK: "Mr. Chairman, I want to go on record that I disagree with this line of questioning. I ask the chair to order the Judge from asking questions about my private matters.."
Senator Specter, Chairman of the Judiciary Committee: "Answer the Judge's questions. He answered all of yours.."
JA: "Senator Kennedy, we have on hand a transcript of the session of the university's honor council attesting to your fraudulent examination and subsequent expulsion from the university..."
SK: "I have had all I can take of this line of unreasonable questioning. I am going to ask Al Gore how he managed to keep his early departure from Vanderbilt University Divinity School away from those who would dare to question his qualifications."
JA: "Senator Kennedy, I want to ask you about the 26 phone calls you made from a motel room the night Mary Jo Kopecne drowned in your car at Chappaquidik, when you said you were asleep all night, but I'll save that for tomorrow."
Senator Specter: "Chief Justice Roberts [CJR] will now question Senator Biden [SB], Democrat of Delaware..."
CJR: "Senator Biden, is it not true that you were expelled from law school for plagiarizing another student's work?"
SB: [no response]
CJR: Senator?
SB: [still no response... just a glazed look]
Senator Specter: "There must be something wrong with Senator Biden. Chief Justice, would it be acceptable to continue the questioning at a later date?
CJR: "With all due respect Mr. Chairman... no. I want an answer... NOW! Sen Biden, I'm waiting for an answer, sir. The American people deserve to know the truth."
SB: [The Senator collapses, urinates on himself and is taken away on a stretcher]
Senator Specter: "Judge Alito will now question Senator Feinstein, Democrat of California..."
JA: "Senator Feinstein [SF], why did you consistently vote for Senator Robert Byrd, former Grand Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan of West Virginia to be the Democrat Senate Majority Leader in 1986, 1988, 1990, and 1992?"
SF: [runs screaming from the building]
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
1:28 PM
5 Comments:
That would be so great. One day somebody is going to call T.Kennedy on his past.
People have been calling Kennedy on his past for years...he is so self-righteous that he either ignores or denies the charges. Or says asking such questions violates his right to privacy.
That, and the MSM does nothing to reveal this...I saw maybe two mentions of Kennedy's involvement with an all-male organization in college at the same time he was grilling Alito for being involved in the exact same thing!
I mean, he named his dog SPLASH for cryin' out loud. You can be much more confident in your status as anegotistical, pompous and arrogant lord-of-the-manner.
LOL!
I love it!
God bless you,
Jean
How great was it that the Kerry-Kennedy cabal could only get 24 votes for their filibuster atempt and Judge, now Justice, Alito was sworn in and robed in time for the President's State of the Union address? Now to find out if Alito's mother was correct about his stand on abortion.
Sen. Feinstein wasn't elected to the Senate until 1992, so i don't think she could have been voting on Byrd for majority leader prior to that.
But the Kennedy stuff if pretty funny.
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