Thursday, January 26, 2006

Gumbleton, Episcopalians and "saint" Thurgood Marshall
...before it's too late

Jeff over at The Curt Jester has already commented on our favorite wolf in sheeps clothing, The Gumbinator. (Excellent post, by the way)

Now Gumblitious has already referred to The Church as "evil" for not ordaining Sodomites. The Count has also stated a knowledge of how one one FEELS during a sodomization. Hmmm... interesting.

The list goes on and on.

Now that this particular Friend-Of-Pokey has Pope Benedict's footprint on his ass, I say we strip him of all priestly rights and privileges NOW!

Mark my words... this jamook'll jump ship. He'll go rad-lib Whiskipalian. Hell, the Episcopalians have gone insane anyways. "Saint" Thurgood Marshall? Wonderful. All the latter day hitlers that love having babies butchered will finally have their own "saint".

Gumby'll fit right in. Gumby'll venerate the pen that Marshall wrote his supporting position on Roe v. Wade. Gumby'll have Chicks with Pxy hand over fist. Gumby will be just tickled pink to "preside" over worship services at the nearest Brokeback Parish near you.

Pope Benedict, if your reading my blog (and I know you are)... listen to The Caveman. Shit-Can this fanook NOW! Besides, do we want to give them valid Apostolic Succession?

Let him be a Protestant embarrassment. We have enough already.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great idea. And while His Holiness is stripping Gumby of his episcopal rank, could he do Rembert Weakland, the sodomite bishop from Milwaukee at the same time?

9:09 PM  
Blogger St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse said...

I'm not holding my breath for any such public discipline. Bumbleton will retire, draw a nice pension, and continue to thumb his nose at Church doctrine via the pages of the NCR. The argument will be that retirement is owed him, while he owes no obedience to the Church since he's now retired. The parishoners ( at least the liberal ones) will be getting what they pay for. C'est la guerre.

10:42 PM  
Blogger prevat2 said...

Gumby highlights just about everything that has gone wrong since 1965. May he slink away to some cold corner of this world to await his just reward!

9:00 AM  

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