VSC's Top 25 Sure Fire Pick-Up Lines
Sure to fail
If you're easily offended, I suggest you pass on this posting.25. Damn, you look good through beer goggles.
24. I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.
23. You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister.
22. You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
21. Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
20. If you were a woman, I'd so have sex with you.
19. I've got a knife - get your coat.
18. You're ugly, but you intrigue me.
17. You had me at 'get the hell away from me nerd, before my boyfriend comes over here and beats the shit out of you'.
16. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
15. I am a magical being... take off all your clothes.
14. So, you're a girl huh?
13. Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
12. Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
11. There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
10. Don't worry about all my missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.
9. You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies.
8. So....How am I doin'?
7. I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you really want me...
6. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
5. So, do you like fat guys with no money?
4. I may not be the best looking person here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
3. Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is... ummmm... a weird chick.
2. You know, if I hacked your arms off, you'd look just like the Venus de Milo.
And the #1 pick-up line of all time ----
1. Hi. You'll do.
Sure to fail
If you're easily offended, I suggest you pass on this posting.
24. I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.
23. You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister.
22. You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
21. Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
20. If you were a woman, I'd so have sex with you.
19. I've got a knife - get your coat.
18. You're ugly, but you intrigue me.
17. You had me at 'get the hell away from me nerd, before my boyfriend comes over here and beats the shit out of you'.
16. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
15. I am a magical being... take off all your clothes.
14. So, you're a girl huh?
13. Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
12. Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
11. There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
10. Don't worry about all my missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.
9. You're hot, I'm ugly. Lets make average babies.
8. So....How am I doin'?
7. I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you really want me...
6. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
5. So, do you like fat guys with no money?
4. I may not be the best looking person here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
3. Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is... ummmm... a weird chick.
2. You know, if I hacked your arms off, you'd look just like the Venus de Milo.
And the #1 pick-up line of all time ----
1. Hi. You'll do.
posted by Kevin Whiteman at
12:00 AM
4 Comments:
I thought you just clubbed them over the head and dragged them into the cave by the hair. Silly me.
The Extraordinary Wife says #24 would work on her.
But I recognize #2 as being a line from a Weird Al Yankovic song.
You have me at a disadvantage, Paul. I'm unfamiliar with that song.
But it's a helluva line!!
LOL!
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home