Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Madonna Needs A New Fashion Accessory
Will this one go with her shoes?

Skanky-assed Madonna seems to be having trouble with her latest Malawian adoption. How sad. But I do have a couple of alternatives for Ho'majesty if she's really all wound-up tight to adopt a needy dirt-poor African.

How about Zeituni Onyango, the Doofus-in-Chief's aunt? She also happens to be an illegal alien living in public housing in Boston where she makes $65 a week.


But if Aunti Zeituni is considered soooo last season, possibly a newer model? There's always The South-Side Stooge's half-brother, George, who lives in a 6X9 foot shack back in The Zero's ancestral home of Kenya (or was that Kansas? In case anyone forgot, he's half-White). Oh, and Georgie lives on a whopping $1 a month.


Brother, can you spare $540 for a pair of sneakers?

1 Comments:

Blogger TCN said...

Charity begins at home, NeroBama.

8:29 PM  

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