Monday, April 13, 2009

Do Easter Eggs Qualify As "Lumps"?
Lovely lady lumps?

Ahhh... the Obama Presidency. When murdering children just isn't enough, there's always the opportunity to rot the brains (and souls) of those who made it to this side of the birth canal.

Fergie, Ziggy Marley lead Easter Egg Roll talent

WASHINGTON (AP) — This year's White House Easter Egg Roll will be more Fergalicious than ever, with pop diva Fergie headlining the entertainment.

The Obama administration has invited 30,000 people to watch the Black Eyed Peas frontwoman...
So who exactly is this Fergie chick, you ask? I would imagine she serenaded all those thousands of kiddies with her moving rendition of her Top Ten hit --
"My Humps"

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside dat trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
'Cause of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what?).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out!)
How charming. Who says romance is dead?


Blogger The Rockin' Traddy said...

I was gonna write about this Easter Egg nonsense on my blog, but I didn't even know what songs she sang. Seems you are more up on what passes for entertainment than I.

Yay for u!

1:57 PM  
Blogger The Heresy Hunter said...

As the title of the book on modern music says: "The Triumph of Vulgarity"

3:34 PM  
Blogger Subvet said...

Fergie is also known to have pissed herself onstage during a concert and has spoken of her bisexual affairs (she prefers men).

Yeah, just the role model I'd want my kids to meet while on an Easter Egg Hunt.

Or not.

Can you say, "skank"? Sure you can!

9:22 PM  
Blogger Greta said...

So its not just his grandkids he wants to kill so his children are not punished, it is the morals of any that are alive. The more one loses their way, their morals, the larger the democratic party grows.

10:09 PM  
Blogger chestertonian said...

Maybe the Moloch Messiah invited her for a bit of relief from Michele. And who can blame him for that?

8:18 AM  
Blogger Subvet said...

"Maybe the Moloch Messiah invited her for a bit of relief from Michele."

Speaking strictly for myself, I'd rather take the problem in hand. True, it would be equally sinful but there'd be no chance of contracting every STD known to man.

1:50 PM  

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